I can see it now.
You toss six of your silver-edged bastard swords into the air and start juggling them. You start with a simple, smooth crossover pattern, and then shift to a two-two-two pattern that soon has you panting. Once you've settled in to that, you segue into a crossover high-low pattern, with the swords flying to different heights in an impressive and showy display of skill.
Now thats entertainment that I'd pay to see. I'd also pay to see someone hurt themselves with some of the really heavy weapons that they have forged just for the purpose of juggling.
~Sanya
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
~George Carlin