But Ill post it anyway.

With unrelenting battle fury and sublime confidence, you recall your training in the Death's Shriek technique and voice your power in a roar of true warrior's rage.

A granite gargoyle turns pale and clutches its chest in absolute fright. With a pained gasp, it falls to the ground and exhales its last breath as its heart ceases to beat.

A granite gargoyle grumbles and falls over with a THUD.

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Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? - Dr Evil