Maybe all script checks should be in the form of thus (all monsterbold):

******************************************
* YOU ARE BEING CHECKED FOR RESPONSIVENESS.
*
* What is fifteen minus three?
*
* Use REPORT <answer> to respond.
******************************************

Orrrrr...

******************************************
* YOU ARE BEING CHECKED FOR RESPONSIVENESS.
*
* Mike is Jack's cousin's father. Is Mike
* Jack's uncle or his grandfather?
*
* Use REPORT <answer> to respond.
******************************************

Etc. And just make sure to switch it up so it can't be caught by a script...

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Marksman Ahmir Nam'al

"Is glas iad na cnoic i bhfad uainn."
-Distant hills look green.