>time
It has been 409 years, 369 days since the Victory of Lanival the Redeemer.
It is the 10th month of Nissa the Maiden in the year of the Amber Phoenix.
It is currently winter and it is midday.
You're positive it's 6 roisaen after the Anlas of Dergati's Bane.
>l shop
You see nothing unusual.
>go shop
Bonk! You smash your nose.

Any chance that while you're there you could add "it is open/closed" to the look?