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MFBERG

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I didn't write it on 06/06/2007 06:39 PM CDT

Whats so nice about having an Emo lawn?

It cuts itself.

mfberg

DULCINIA

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Re: I didn't write it on 06/06/2007 08:57 PM CDT

I love that one.

~Dulcinia

"Tisnae" people are the DR equivalent of Ali G. ~Mordraug

[Jenealle] "The wedding was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers."

LOFTONM1

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Re: I didn't write it on 06/06/2007 10:31 PM CDT

what do you call a monkey in a minefield?

a baboom.

J'Lo, I'm a ranger.. I'd believe anything.....
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DR-AURDUN

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Re: I didn't write it on 06/07/2007 02:59 AM CDT

>a baboom.

I think I'm finding this a lot funnier than I should. Heh.

~GameMaster Aurdun Smashfoot
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GORDONS7

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Re: I didn't write it on 06/07/2007 05:49 AM CDT

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel lashed to the front of his pants.
Bartender asks him, "Hey! What's with the wheel, sailor?"
Pirate replies, "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

War Hawk Maulem~

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LEMAGRAG

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Re: I didn't write it on 06/07/2007 08:55 AM CDT

Aside from the pirate joke that Maulem just posted, I don't think I can tell a single joke I know on these boards. Every joke I know has at least some vulgarity, or it's just completely tasteless (like the one about Terri Shiavo, Johnny Cochrane, and Pope JPII).

~player of Gulphphunger

CONSTATINE

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Re: I didn't write it on 06/07/2007 11:14 AM CDT

>>Every joke I know has at least some vulgarity, or it's just completely tasteless

I really don't see what the issue is then.

Farewell, remorse: all good to me is lost; Evil, be thou my good.
~Paradise Lost (bk. IX, l. 171)

PRETTY-MEGAN

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Re: I didn't write it on 06/07/2007 02:26 PM CDT

Get prepared to groan...

What did two say to three about the unruly six?
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<sigh>He's just a product of our times...

Megan

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Re: I didn't write it on 06/07/2007 04:27 PM CDT

I once knew 2 brothers who were born of the same woman, at the exact same time but they were not twins.

Ready for it?

Wait for it.....

They were 2 brothers of triplets.

~Eoworfinia~
Dartenian fades into view.
A horde of Lawrence Welk fans decend on the area.
Dartenian whimpers softly.

POEMSOFSATAN

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Re: I didn't write it on 06/07/2007 04:36 PM CDT

There were two statues, one of a man and one of a woman, facing each other for centuries. One day the hand of God comes down and touches both on the shoulder, bringing them both to life.

He says to both statues, "You have stood the test of time and I shall reward you with a full day of life to do anything you please."

The male looks at the female and says, "Are you thinking what I am?"

The female grins back, "Yes, I can't wait."

The male takes the female's hand and runs off into the forest with her. After about 20 minutes they come walking out of the forest sweaty, panting, and giggling madly.

The female says, "That was great! I want to do that again."

The male replies, "Yeah! But this time you hold down the pigeons while I crap on them."

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