me: Wanna go smoke?
smoker girl 1: Yeah, is smoker girl 2 coming downstairs too?
me (louder): No, she stubbed her toe on the mean ol' door last time and is afraid to come out.
smoker girl 2 (loud enough for the entire office to hear): I'm not afraid to go down!
Sometimes, it's not necessary to write humor, just roll along as it happens!
War Hawk Maulem~
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