Rudolph the Road Kill reindeer



Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Used to have a shiny nose

But now if you were to see it

You would say its cold and froze



All of the other reindeer

Learned to look both ways

They saw the snow plow coming

At least there wasn?t any pain



And on that foggy Christmas eve

Santa came to say

Although we?ll miss our friend

Tonight we?re eating venison



And all the reindeer loved him

As they gobbled him up cooked rare

Rudolph the road-kill reindeer

Not an ounce of gristle there.


Merry Christmas

Seei