A couple of Rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one
of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips
out his cell phone and calls 911.

Panic-stricken, he says to the operator, "I think Cletus is
dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot rings out.

The Redneck comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"

~Adagia