Why Air Force enlisted are the smartest of the branches:

The marine enlisted:

The young marine is awakened by his first Sgt shaking his tent. Quickly, he throws on his uniform from yesterdays field exercises, laces up his muddy, wet boots and joins his brothers in their foxhole without getting to eat. Shortly thereafter, a young Lt addresses the men with a rah-rah speech and ends it with, 'Men, you go and give them hell.'

The army enlisted:

The young private is rustled out of bed by his first Sgt kicking the post of his rack. Rapidly, himself and his comrades throw on their worn BDU's and boots.Then run thru chow grabbing a few pieces of toast and some burnt coffee on the way to their tank. Once inside their tank their troop commander addresses all the tanks with a rah-rah speech ending with, 'Men, you go and give them hell.'

The navy enlisted:

The warning order goes off as soon as the young seaman gets to chow. Quickly he stuffs pastries in his pocket and runs thru his ship to his AAA station to await his fate in his floating metal target. Shortly before the attack, the ship Capt addresses the crew with a rah-rah speech ending with, 'Men, you go and give them hell.'

The air force enlisted:

The airman receives a phone call at his off base residence from his section chief. He liesurely puts on his BDU that he picked up from the dry cleaners the night before and laces up his chlorofram (polishless) boots. On his way to base, he stops at McDonald's, gets a McMuffin meal and some fresh coffee at Circle K. Once at work, he is calmy briefed about when crew show is and then goes about eating his breakfast and smoking a cigarette. Once his pilot shows up to his jet, he straps him inside, shakes the pilots hand and says,

'Sir, YOU go and give them hell.'

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not sure which is better the targets or the bubble heads