HELP on 03/15/2004 11:46 PM CST
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PLEASE HELP ME, I'm stuck dead in swamp trolls, and there is nobody around, PLESE if you get this message come help me, it's 1:47 am eastern on March 16th, My name is Mathuseluhh....please help...I have dropped a bastard sword right by me too...help
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Re: HELP on 03/16/2004 07:29 AM CST
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Just to get this out of the way, I'm at work and it's hours later, so I'm sorry that I can't help you. If I had seen it in time and had been at home, I would have. Now that I've said that, I can say this with a clean conscience:

Of all the help messages I've seen, this one gets the Gulphphunger Award for most obscure folder.

Ding! First place!

In the future, more people will probably catch it in the area folder (Dragonrealms-->Places, Cities, and Towns-->[someplace close to where you died]. I've also seen them in Dragonrealms-->Discussions with Dragonrealms Staff and Players-->General Discussions.

I hope that helps a bit, sorry about the death, and congrats on the award. If you need a new sword, let me know.

::salute::

~player of Gulphphunger
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Re: HELP on 03/16/2004 09:27 AM CST
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He also posted in at least two other folders (that I read), and IIRC at least one of those was all-caps. So, instead of the warm fuzzies this folder is named for, I give a cold slimy for being annoying.


~Raycha

"We're glad pictures not." -Smegul

"OMG LOLLERSKATES!"
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Re: HELP on 03/16/2004 09:37 AM CST
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Why don't players want to use the depart verb?


Sylvado

"It's not much of an adventure without risk."
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Re: HELP on 03/16/2004 11:41 AM CST
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>Why don't players want to use the depart verb?

Because they are not nearly as intelligent as you and I.





>He who angers you conquers you.
Elizabeth Kenny

>A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

~The mind behind Raydell and many~
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Re: HELP on 03/16/2004 04:21 PM CST
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I wonder if ever got help? I saw his multitude of posting, so I wonder if someone actually responded?

Ponders


Woodcubb of Ilithi
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Re: HELP on 03/16/2004 04:24 PM CST
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I sent help for him last night, he was rescued from what I hear.


-Teeklin Tessenoak, Proud Ranger of Elanthia

That's why it's called a shortcut; if it was easy it would just be "The Way"
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Re: HELP on 03/16/2004 04:33 PM CST
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I saved him to spare the message boards anymore spamming horror.


Thanks for reading
~Sammee
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Re: HELP on 03/16/2004 07:47 PM CST
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After reading his third posting, I found myself replaying that old Monty Python Spam skit in my head. Don't ask why.

http://www.detritus.org/spam/skit.html


~Dulcinia


Legian says, "once at a wedding they were serving chicken legs... never been bitten so much in ma life."

Arcath says, "if archers are involved I usually just keep the empaths company until it's over"
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Re: HELP on 03/17/2004 11:52 AM CST
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>http://www.detritus.org/spam/skit.html ~Dulcinia

Now I know why I've always liked you.

Bambina


>I really wasn't going to charge anyone for raising. Just expect them to be polite and well-mannered. But even THAT suggestion was met with a lot of antagonism from the heathen end. ~Sorenne
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Re: HELP on 03/17/2004 12:04 PM CST
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Well, on a good note, he posted in this folder that hardly ever has a post in it. Of course this would be the last place I would post for help, but at least he got some post in it.


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Who overcomes
By force hath overcome but half his foe.
- John Milton
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