Found on a bloodvine. If this isn't asking to die early, I don't know what is (also it has a typo):

You are holding lead necklace in your right hand.
>wear neckl
You hang lead necklace around your neck.

And apparently bloodvines also like to take 80's aerobics classes. Found this on one of them:

a pear-green wool headband

Jane Fonda ftw!

-Evran

Crackling with unspent rage since 386A.V.

A friend found a translucent burlap gamantang or sarong on an undead.