Even from the Estate holders....

The newest gift does not have ANY bard scenes in it!!! Every single other guild is covered though. Freakin moonies have like 4+ scenes. Just more salt to the wound:

>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a lithe scout quickly running a worn trail. As she emerges from the trail, she takes up a longbow and once again blends into the surrounding foliage.
>rub orb
The light within the orb suddenly extinguishes itself! You frantically fidget with the device for what seems to be an eternity. Finally, the sporadic energy within sparks back to life.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a young lad leading an oxen caravan through a busy crowd. A wide smile spreads across his face as he glances at his first platinum coin, clutched tightly within his hands.
>think ehh, its just kinda a conversation piece, Thanks for the help though
You concentrate on projecting your thoughts.
>rub orb
A glittering swirl inside the orb forms the image of a large eye. It peers about for just a moment then winks at you!
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a leather-clad Halfling. The small warrior stealthily makes his way towards an unsuspecting foe, preparing for the killing blow.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a mighty mage gazing down upon a fallen city as fiery bolts of destruction rain down around him.
>rub orb
The orb vibrates gently as the energy within warps and twists for several moments. Very slowly, an image begins to take shape. A mighty dragon beats his massive wings as it swoops around inside the orb. A great breath of fire erupts from within the beast and surrounds it. As the flames fade, so to does the dragon.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a lunar scholar at the peak of preparing a spell. Above the mage is a vast heavenly expanse filled with tiny falling stars.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a mighty mage gazing down upon a fallen city as fiery bolts of destruction rain down around him.
>rub orb
As you gently caress the surface of the glass orb, the writhing ethereal tendrils inside twist and arc from the center mass to the place where your hand resides. As you remove your hand, the tendrils recoil to the center and form the spectral image of a mage surrounded by several glowing spheres.
>rub orb
The orb vibrates gently as the energy within warps and twists for several moments. Very slowly, an image begins to take shape. A mighty dragon beats his massive wings as it swoops around inside the orb. A great breath of fire erupts from within the beast and surrounds it. As the flames fade, so to does the dragon.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a leather-clad Halfling. The small warrior stealthily makes his way towards an unsuspecting foe, preparing for the killing blow.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a young lad leading an oxen caravan through a busy crowd. A wide smile spreads across his face as he glances at his first platinum coin, clutched tightly within his hands.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a leather-clad Halfling. The small warrior stealthily makes his way towards an unsuspecting foe, preparing for the killing blow.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of an armored knight. Gathered behind him are mages and warriors alike, all following the mighty charge of their leader.
>rub orb
Everything in the orb suddenly fades away. As you peer intently into it, you realize that small points of light have begun to form across the open expanse. Suddenly, they begin streaking across the orb, like tiny shooting stars!
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a mighty mage gazing down upon a fallen city as fiery bolts of destruction rain down around him.
>rub orb
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A glittering swirl inside the orb forms the image of a large eye. It peers about for just a moment then winks at you!
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a great warrior bearing the scars of battle. A wild boar walks alongside the warrior, alert to any dangers that may show.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into a flat, smooth surface. Very slowly letters begin to appear upon the surface within the glass orb. When the writing stops, the words "SEEK A MOON MAGE" are left in the core of the orb.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a young lad leading an oxen caravan through a busy crowd. A wide smile spreads across his face as he glances at his first platinum coin, clutched tightly within his hands.
>rub orb
The light within the orb suddenly extinguishes itself! You frantically fidget with the device for what seems to be an eternity. Finally, the sporadic energy within sparks back to life.
>rub orb
A glittering swirl inside the orb forms the image of a large eye. It peers about for just a moment then winks at you!
>rub orb
The orb quivers for just a moment.
>rub orb
Everything in the orb suddenly fades away. As you peer intently into it, you realize that small points of light have begun to form across the open expanse. Suddenly, they begin streaking across the orb, like tiny shooting stars!
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a great warrior bearing the scars of battle. A wild boar walks alongside the warrior, alert to any dangers that may show.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a lone healer sitting at the side of a patient in an overcrowded infirmary. The patient's wounds miraculously begin to fade as the healer grimaces in pain.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into a flat, smooth surface. Very slowly letters begin to appear upon the surface within the glass orb. When the writing stops, the words "SEEK A MOON MAGE" are left in the core of the orb.
>rub orb
The light within the orb suddenly extinguishes itself! You frantically fidget with the device for what seems to be an eternity. Finally, the sporadic energy within sparks back to life.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a mighty mage gazing down upon a fallen city as fiery bolts of destruction rain down around him.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a lithe scout quickly running a worn trail. As she emerges from the trail, she takes up a longbow and once again blends into the surrounding foliage.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into a flat, smooth surface. Very slowly letters begin to appear upon the surface within the glass orb. When the writing stops, the word "PERHAPS" is left in the core of the orb.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into a flat, smooth surface. Very slowly letters begin to appear upon the surface within the glass orb. When the writing stops, the word "YES" is left in the core of the orb.
>rub orb
>
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into a flat, smooth surface. Very slowly letters begin to appear upon the surface within the glass orb. When the writing stops, the words "SEEK A MOON MAGE" are left in the core of the orb.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a great warrior bearing the scars of battle. A wild boar walks alongside the warrior, alert to any dangers that may show.
>rub orb
The light within the orb suddenly extinguishes itself! You frantically fidget with the device for what seems to be an eternity. Finally, the sporadic energy within sparks back to life.
>rub orb
>
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into a flat, smooth surface. Very slowly letters begin to appear upon the surface within the glass orb. When the writing stops, the word "YES" is left in the core of the orb.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into a flat, smooth surface. Very slowly letters begin to appear upon the surface within the glass orb. When the writing stops, the word "MAYBE" is left in the core of the orb.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into a flat, smooth surface. Very slowly letters begin to appear upon the surface within the glass orb. When the writing stops, the word "NO" is left in the core of the orb.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into a flat, smooth surface. Very slowly letters begin to appear upon the surface within the glass orb. When the writing stops, the word "MAYBE" is left in the core of the orb.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into a flat, smooth surface. Very slowly letters begin to appear upon the surface within the glass orb. When the writing stops, the word "YES" is left in the core of the orb.
>rub orb
As you gently caress the surface of the glass orb, the writhing ethereal tendrils inside twist and arc from the center mass to the place where your hand resides. As you remove your hand, the tendrils recoil to the center and form the spectral image of a mage surrounded by several glowing spheres.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a great warrior bearing the scars of battle. A wild boar walks alongside the warrior, alert to any dangers that may show.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of an armored knight. Gathered behind him are mages and warriors alike, all following the mighty charge of their leader.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into a flat, smooth surface. Very slowly letters begin to appear upon the surface within the glass orb. When the writing stops, the word "MAYBE" is left in the core of the orb.
>rub orb
The orb vibrates gently as the energy within warps and twists for several moments. Very slowly, an image begins to take shape. A mighty dragon beats his massive wings as it swoops around inside the orb. A great breath of fire erupts from within the beast and surrounds it. As the flames fade, so to does the dragon.
>think ehh, its just kinda a conversation piece, Thanks for the help though
You concentrate on projecting your thoughts.
>think opps sorry. deja vue...
You concentrate on projecting your thoughts.
>rub orb
The light within the orb suddenly extinguishes itself! You frantically fidget with the device for what seems to be an eternity. Finally, the sporadic energy within sparks back to life.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a great warrior bearing the scars of battle. A wild boar walks alongside the warrior, alert to any dangers that may show.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a lunar scholar at the peak of preparing a spell. Above the mage is a vast heavenly expanse filled with tiny falling stars.
>rub orb
Cradling the orb gently, you run your hands over its smooth surface. The writhing energy within comes to life as it reshapes itself into the glowing image of a lone healer sitting at the side of a patient in an overcrowded infirmary. The patient's wounds miraculously begin to fade as the healer grimaces in pain.
>rub orb
The orb vibrates gently as the energy within warps and twists for several moments. Very slowly, an image begins to take shape. A mighty dragon beats his massive wings as it swoops around inside the orb. A great breath of fire erupts from within the beast and surrounds it. As the flames fade, so to does the dragon.

I gave up at this point...

Always the redheaded stepchild guild.


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