In the spirit of Christmas (and since the question about our character's favorite Christmas carol was asked on the DragonRealms Facebook page), I present...

Silent Tog, by Drunken Master Ianhanse Ironclaw

Silent Tog, Caraamon!
Forge is calm, flame not bright.
Round oak barrel: ready to quench.
Hole-y backpack, holds blades, not the bench
Where oh WHERE is that piece?
Where oh where is that piece?

Silent Tog, Caraamon!
Peasants quake at the sight.
Glories stream from the nearby bar
Heavenly comfort isn’t that far
Goes inside “to get warm”
Goes inside “to get warm.”

Silent Tog, Caraamon!
Glaes blades, man they’re light.
Kertig, Haralun, Tyrium
Wish he didn’t misplace them.
They were just hidden by his girth!
They were just hidden by his girth…

I actually had a non-vocal silent night playing in the background while doing this song.

I feel Caraamon has every right to get a third arm and thump and applaud you.

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"I think anything that forces you to do something no sane adventurer would do just in order to train is ridiculous."
DR-SOCHARIS

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Victory Over Lyras, on the 397th year and 156 days since the Victory of Lanival the Redeemer.