Wound Monkey on 12/08/2005 10:02 PM CST
Links-arrows 1
Reply Reply
I posted this in the wrong spot earlier:

I was thinking in my wanderings as a young Empath. What is it that I do? I hunt for wounds. Wandering all over the place. Looking for wounds of any kind... so I thought what title would fit me, and my personality? Then it hit me...

"Wound Monkey"

It sings don't it?

Example: Wound Monkey Zerosilk, Medic of Elanthia, a Halfling Empath

Self Proclaimed Wound Monkey

Zerosilk
Reply Reply
Re: Wound Monkey on 12/09/2005 12:57 AM CST
Links-arrows 2
Reply Reply
You could always get a custom title voucher.

I really want the title "Wound Thief"...

---
-Clemency
---
"Put your head up to my heart, hear me live and follow suit, this will all be over soon, it's gonna hurt a little." -Emberghost
Reply Reply
Re: Wound Monkey on 12/09/2005 05:08 AM CST
Links-arrows 3
Reply Reply
Hmm... Custom Title Voucher.... Where can I find one of them puppies? And for what price of course?

Zerosilk
Reply Reply
Re: Wound Monkey on 12/09/2005 09:07 AM CST
Links-arrows 4
Reply Reply
Alternative suggestions:

Wound Seeker - for the Empath looking to heal wherever patients are congregating.

Wound Begger - for the street corner Empath who begs everyone who passes by.

Wound Hunter - for the Empath scouring the hunting areas for the wounded.

Wound Thief - for the Empath who heals a patient already being worked on by another.

Wound Pirate - for the Empath who sweeps in, heals, then rushes back out again (with the reprequisite AAR!)

.
Yes, mostly tongue in cheek.
.


Player of a few too many
______________________

Pol-i-tics (pol-i-tiks) n. 1. "Poli" meaning many. 2. "Tics" meaning blood-sucking insects.
Reply Reply
Re: Wound Monkey on 12/09/2005 11:19 AM CST
Links-arrows 5
Reply Reply
Nice! Though I'm not a wound thief for stealing patients, I'm a wound thief for stealing internal wounds from other empaths.

So I guess Internal Wound Thief.

I'd also like Kitty

---
-Clemency
---
"Put your head up to my heart, hear me live and follow suit, this will all be over soon, it's gonna hurt a little." -Emberghost
Reply Reply
Re: Wound Monkey on 12/09/2005 11:19 AM CST
Links-arrows 6
Reply Reply
Oh, custom title vouchers are rare and expensive. Hundreds of hundreds of hundreds of plats.

---
-Clemency
---
"Put your head up to my heart, hear me live and follow suit, this will all be over soon, it's gonna hurt a little." -Emberghost
Reply Reply
Re: Wound Monkey on 12/09/2005 11:43 AM CST
Links-arrows 7
Reply Reply
Forgot one..

Wound Hog - for the empath that heals every patient that comes without giving any other empaths that might be present a chance.

heh, funny stuff.
Reply Reply
Re: Wound Monkey on 12/09/2005 11:43 AM CST
Links-arrows 8
Reply Reply
>I'd also like Kitty

I pray to all the gods in Elanthia that we NEVER see this title. Its degrading to Prydaen, and would just encourage all the FuzzyMeower Furrypaws out there. ::shudders::



Hawaiian Word of the Week: Winter

Ho'oilo (Hoe oh eelow)
Reply Reply
Re: Wound Monkey on 12/09/2005 12:08 PM CST
Links-arrows 9
Reply Reply
How about just 'wound'?


~Purehand
Reply Reply
Re: Wound Monkey on 12/09/2005 05:46 PM CST
Links-arrows 10
Reply Reply
I've always been partial to 'Scar Boy'.


Player of a few too many
______________________

Pol-i-tics (pol-i-tiks) n. 1. "Poli" meaning many. 2. "Tics" meaning blood-sucking insects.
Reply Reply
Re: Wound Monkey on 12/09/2005 06:34 PM CST
Links-arrows 11
Reply Reply
Heh, Scarface.
Reply Reply
Re: Wound Monkey on 12/09/2005 08:34 PM CST
Links-arrows 12
Reply Reply
But I'm an Elothean...

---
-Clemency
---
"Put your head up to my heart, hear me live and follow suit, this will all be over soon, it's gonna hurt a little." -Emberghost
Reply Reply
Re: Wound Monkey on 12/09/2005 10:48 PM CST
Links-arrows 13
Reply Reply
Scarforehead?
Reply Reply
Re: Wound Monkey on 12/10/2005 11:20 AM CST
Links-arrows 14
Reply Reply
>Scarforehead?

Oh geeeez!! Coffee up my nose already this morning!!! Very funny!!!


~ Gwynfydedig

A pure white alfar avenger whispers, "Heyas! The name's Fred. Nice to meet ya, Gwynfydedig!"

Want to know more about the Battle Empath Council? Visit: http://www.geocities.com/saerhyn/ESC/BattleEmpath.html
Reply Reply