I poured out my whiskey cause I thought I was too drunk to be healing myself, but then I figured out what happened:

I got some hisan salve out of my herb pouch.

I rubbed my salve.

But instead of rubbing it on me, I rubbed it on someone whose name began with MY.

I demand the return of my Darkstone Whiskey!

Illcram the Evil Ranger

I*'*m a Tree Hugger and you can*'*t touch me!

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