I was in Mer'kresh today, and I saw this:

""A young Rissan boy comes in holding his bruised and bleeding arm.

Yolesi looks at this newest patient and comments acidly, "If you're going to keep on teasing the celpeze, I'm going to stop healing you and have the guards throw you into the canals!

The child protests, "But the bloodfish would eat me!"

Yolesi replies, "And if they do, you and your troublemaker friends might stop pestering me! Here, now, let me look at that."

Grunting, Yolesi transfers the worst of the wound to himself, then tells the child, "You're not so hurt. Get out of here, and don't come back anytime soon!" He shakes his head as the child scampers out.

Yolesi comments to no one in particular, "Stupid brats, another one will be in here in no time."""

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Thank you Team Empath. I have a role model now.

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"I always knew you were a dork, but never realized you were their leader!"

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MODIFIED FOR ILLCRAM THE EVIL EMPATH

A young Rissan boy comes in holding his bruised and bleeding arm.

Yolesi looks at this newest patient and comments acidly something unprintable.

The child protests, "But the bloodfish would eat me!"

Yolesi replies something unprintable.

Grunting, Yolesi pretends to transfer the worst of the wound to himself, then watches the child die.

Yolesi comments to no one in particular something unprintable.

Yolesi chugs down his grog.


Illcram the Evil Empath

http://www.topmudsites.com/cgi-bin/topmuds/rankem.cgi?id=drealms

Illcram says a lot of amusing things...

He's my hero!

~Adagia