TKS and You on 11/02/2008 06:19 PM CST
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So I just got TKS and in my quest for fragments I decided to set up shop in rockies for awhile.

Lesson: When a moonie gweths repeatedly that they are casting TKS in a particular area, do not run toward that area and especially do not stop there to chat.


A bronze coin jumps into the air and zips toward Aules!
The bronze coin lands an extremely heavy hit to his left leg!
The bronze coin is destroyed by the impact.
Aules is lightly stunned!


A small red jasper jumps into the air and zips toward Aurpei!
The red jasper lands a devastating hit (That'll leave a mark!) to his chest!
* Aurpei is slain before your eyes!
Aurpei's sabre falls to the ground.


A crust-covered wooden skippet jumps into the air and zips toward Aurpei!
The wooden skippet lands an apocalyptic strike (So that's what it felt like when Grazhir shattered!) to his head!
* Aurpei is slain before your eyes!


Darkling Caliza just arrived.
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Caliza asks, "boxies?"
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Caliza drools.
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A wee blue-white sliver suddenly swings from orbiting around your head and zips toward Caliza!
The blue-white sliver lands an awesome strike to her chest!
Caliza is stunned!
The blue-white sliver explodes into even tinier multicolored fragments and vanishes!


A wee blue-white sliver suddenly swings from orbiting around your head and zips toward Onzil!
The blue-white sliver lands an apocalyptic strike (So that's what it felt like when Grazhir shattered!) to his chest!
* Onzil is slain before your eyes!
The blue-white sliver explodes into even tinier multicolored fragments and vanishes!
You sense the final vestiges of your Telekinetic Storm spell fade from the area.


A wee blue-white sliver suddenly swings from orbiting around your head and zips toward Latathi!
The blue-white sliver lands an obliterating hit (Hodierna winces!) to her right eye!
* Latathi is slain before your eyes!
The blue-white sliver explodes into even tinier multicolored fragments and vanishes!
You sense the final vestiges of your Telekinetic Storm spell fade from the area.

A WM finally ended my reign of terror after getting a heavy limb strike and responding with an area CL. :| (but it's okay, I burned his fais off when I was alive again.)



Rev. Reene

Gylwyn says to you, "Heretics are often the finders of truth."
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Re: TKS and You on 11/02/2008 06:20 PM CST
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hahaha now thats funny


Drevid



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Re: TKS and You on 11/02/2008 09:33 PM CST
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Have you tried CAST ALL yet to blow multiple pieces of ammo at a single target? I really like the imagery that inspires.
You see Caelumia and 13 blue shards orbiting around her head. Caelumia snarls at the mean creature of doom, and 13 blue slivers scream towards pathetic creature about to be smoted.
Lands an apocalyptic strike! Lands an apocalyptic strike! Lands an apocalyptic strike! Lands an apocalyptic strike! Lands an apocalyptic strike! Lands an apocalyptic strike!
.... you get the idea.

But wait! Slivers continue through ragged hamburger leftovers, lodging deeply into the innocent bystander behind!


I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content.
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Re: TKS and You on 11/02/2008 09:34 PM CST
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I have not tried CAST ALL yet.

I want my first time to be real special yanno?



Rev. Reene

Gylwyn says to you, "Heretics are often the finders of truth."
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Re: TKS and You on 11/02/2008 09:42 PM CST
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<<I want my first time to be real special yanno?

All the girls say that, but then they all end up with the first rock troll that chants a pretty spell.


- Player of Foresee

Ingredients: 100% real emotion
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Re: TKS and You on 11/02/2008 11:01 PM CST
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We could line up a bunch of us and test your mettle, akin to how katana's were tested on the limbless, headless remains of prisoners!

Or my char could just volunteer for another tender(izing) tryst with Cael, ya?


I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content.
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Re: TKS and You on 11/03/2008 12:41 AM CST
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>>All the girls say that, but then they all end up with the first rock troll that chants a pretty spell.

It's a different kind of special, but it's still special.


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"Close your eyes -
For your eyes will only tell the truth..
And the truth isn't what you want to see.
In the dark, it is easy to pretend
That the truth is what it ought to be." - Erik Claudin
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Re: TKS and You on 11/03/2008 07:54 AM CST
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HOW MANY MORE ARMIFER

THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS


-Strk
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Re: TKS and You on 11/03/2008 12:13 PM CST
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>>THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS

Oh God no, their textblood is on my texthands. I'm a textmonster.

-Armifer
"...everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms-- to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way."
-Viktor Frankl
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Re: TKS and You on 11/03/2008 12:19 PM CST
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if you were put on trial for text murder would you plead no context?


-Strk
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Re: TKS and You on 11/03/2008 12:22 PM CST
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<<if you were put on trial for text murder would you plead no context?

<groans>

- Player of Foresee

Ingredients: 100% real emotion
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Re: TKS and You on 11/03/2008 12:23 PM CST
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It would depend upon the textimony given at the trial.


Cydrik

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Re: TKS and You on 11/03/2008 02:09 PM CST
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I love the Moon Mage folder.



Rev. Reene

Gylwyn says to you, "Heretics are often the finders of truth."
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Re: TKS and You on 11/03/2008 02:17 PM CST
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I think I should sue for textual harrassment after reading this thread.

-Evran

"Constitutions are meant to protect minorities -- not to take rights away from people." - Bruce Bastian
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Re: TKS and You on 11/03/2008 02:59 PM CST
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No, thats sectual harassment. Don't mix the jokes.


-Serc


"Moon Mages have already been given some of the most ridiculously powerful magic in the game, third only to Warrior Mages and Barbarians" -Armifer
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Re: TKS and You on 11/03/2008 03:27 PM CST
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>I think I should sue for textual harrassment after reading this thread.

instead of being a man and handling it yourself? what a coword


-Strk
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Re: TKS and You on 11/05/2008 11:00 PM CST
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I guess we don't need to ask who will pass sentence...




GM Lohkrian

"In art and dream may you proceed with abandon. In life may you proceed with balance and stealth."
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