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I will never stop laughing at sects jokes for as long as I play this game and probably for several years after that.
I'm sorry if humor is srs bsns to you but some of us like to let our hair down and giggle in a juvenile fashion every now and then. Not every joke has to be high brow to be funny. But hey, here, I have one for you and it's even topical:
A young man walks into a tavern called The Entropy Bar. The bartender looks up at him and says, "Can I take your order?"
Rev. Reene
<Reene> Whenever I blaspheme on the gweth I get an 11% hit to my spirit.
<Steph> THE TEXT GODS ARE REAL AND THEY WILL OPPRESS YOUR SOUL SLIGHTLY
So one atom says to another atom, "Oh on! I've lost an electron!" the other replies "Are you sure?" and the first proclaims, "Yes! I'm positive!"
-- The Omen Speaker
Caelumia whispers to Amelilu, "OOC: that would be awesome. I'd get cael a sorcery brand on her butt or something."
Amelilu whispers to Caelumia, "OOC: HAHA."
Amelilu whispers to Caelumia, "OOC: PROPERTY OF EALUIK."
-- The Omen Speaker
Caelumia whispers to Amelilu, "OOC: that would be awesome. I'd get cael a sorcery brand on her butt or something."
Amelilu whispers to Caelumia, "OOC: HAHA."
Amelilu whispers to Caelumia, "OOC: PROPERTY OF EALUIK."
<<A young man walks into a tavern called The Entropy Bar. The bartender looks up at him and says, "Can I take your order?"
Heh, that took me a good minute to figure out the joke.
And Cydrik... sounds like you might be a tad sectually frustrated there.
-Evran
"Constitutions are meant to protect minorities -- not to take rights away from people." - Bruce Bastian
Heh, that took me a good minute to figure out the joke.
And Cydrik... sounds like you might be a tad sectually frustrated there.
-Evran
"Constitutions are meant to protect minorities -- not to take rights away from people." - Bruce Bastian
>> Heh, that took me a good minute to figure out the joke.
It's better when you tell it in person because you get to watch the look of comprehension slowly dawning on their face.
Rev. Reene
<Reene> Whenever I blaspheme on the gweth I get an 11% hit to my spirit.
<Steph> THE TEXT GODS ARE REAL AND THEY WILL OPPRESS YOUR SOUL SLIGHTLY
It's better when you tell it in person because you get to watch the look of comprehension slowly dawning on their face.
Rev. Reene
<Reene> Whenever I blaspheme on the gweth I get an 11% hit to my spirit.
<Steph> THE TEXT GODS ARE REAL AND THEY WILL OPPRESS YOUR SOUL SLIGHTLY
>>Ye gods above! Can we not FINALLY drop the sexual/sectual jokes?!? It got old about five years ago. Sect sounds like sex. [insert Bevis & Butthead laugh] We get it.
I'm sorry, but when in Dragonrealms have we ever dropped things just because they're old?
Besides, that wasn't the joke. The joke was far lamer. I'm glad no one got it.
---
"Close your eyes -
For your eyes will only tell the truth..
And the truth isn't what you want to see.
In the dark, it is easy to pretend
That the truth is what it ought to be." - Erik Claudin
I'm sorry, but when in Dragonrealms have we ever dropped things just because they're old?
Besides, that wasn't the joke. The joke was far lamer. I'm glad no one got it.
---
"Close your eyes -
For your eyes will only tell the truth..
And the truth isn't what you want to see.
In the dark, it is easy to pretend
That the truth is what it ought to be." - Erik Claudin
Yeah, that's right. I have prunes shoved up muh butt to keep the hemorroids company. :p
Juvenile humor = ok.
Juvenile humor repeated over, and over and over and over... not so much.
Take my wife... please!
A man walks into a bar... you would think he would have seen it.
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give her a shovel.
Men are like parking spaces the good ones are taken!
How did the dead duck cross the road? It was stapled to the back of the chicken.
Where does the one legged waitress work? The Ihop
See? Expand your horizons. (Moon mages... expand horizon... huh. huh. huh.)
Cydrik
______________________________________
"I have a Ph.d... in Horribleness!" www.drhorrible.com
Juvenile humor = ok.
Juvenile humor repeated over, and over and over and over... not so much.
Take my wife... please!
A man walks into a bar... you would think he would have seen it.
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give her a shovel.
Men are like parking spaces the good ones are taken!
How did the dead duck cross the road? It was stapled to the back of the chicken.
Where does the one legged waitress work? The Ihop
See? Expand your horizons. (Moon mages... expand horizon... huh. huh. huh.)
Cydrik
______________________________________
"I have a Ph.d... in Horribleness!" www.drhorrible.com
I actually camped in a yurt once and it was extremely cozy and comfortable. Not rustic or anything.
Rev. Reene
A drunken cleric says, "Huldah. He is one mean poker player, I hear."
A drunken cleric says, "He cheats, of course."
A drunken cleric says, "Phelimmm. He doesn't cheat. Stupid, if you ask me."
Rev. Reene
A drunken cleric says, "Huldah. He is one mean poker player, I hear."
A drunken cleric says, "He cheats, of course."
A drunken cleric says, "Phelimmm. He doesn't cheat. Stupid, if you ask me."
I actually camped in a yurt once and it was extremely cozy and comfortable. Not rustic or anything.
-camped- eh? Sounds like you've been hanging out with nomads too much.
Gypsies play strip roshambo!
I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content.
-camped- eh? Sounds like you've been hanging out with nomads too much.
Gypsies play strip roshambo!
I know this: if life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content.
>>-camped- eh? Sounds like you've been hanging out with nomads too much.
>>Gypsies play strip roshambo!
What, exactly, makes you think she didn't do that, too?
---
"Close your eyes -
For your eyes will only tell the truth..
And the truth isn't what you want to see.
In the dark, it is easy to pretend
That the truth is what it ought to be." - Erik Claudin
>>Gypsies play strip roshambo!
What, exactly, makes you think she didn't do that, too?
---
"Close your eyes -
For your eyes will only tell the truth..
And the truth isn't what you want to see.
In the dark, it is easy to pretend
That the truth is what it ought to be." - Erik Claudin
>> What, exactly, makes you think she didn't do that, too?
Well, seeing as I was in the company of four other people and I am very shy, no :P Did get raucously drunk on all sorts of interesting alcohol, though.
Leika was there too actually. We used to go hiking and crap together when I still lived in Oregon. I miss her. :(
Rev. Reene
A drunken cleric says, "Huldah. He is one mean poker player, I hear."
A drunken cleric says, "He cheats, of course."
A drunken cleric says, "Phelimmm. He doesn't cheat. Stupid, if you ask me."
Well, seeing as I was in the company of four other people and I am very shy, no :P Did get raucously drunk on all sorts of interesting alcohol, though.
Leika was there too actually. We used to go hiking and crap together when I still lived in Oregon. I miss her. :(
Rev. Reene
A drunken cleric says, "Huldah. He is one mean poker player, I hear."
A drunken cleric says, "He cheats, of course."
A drunken cleric says, "Phelimmm. He doesn't cheat. Stupid, if you ask me."
