Found this in some old files and thought ya'll might enjoy seein' it.



>read parch
You silently read your parchment.

*A Dwarven Supplication*
by Maur Browneststone

On these here bended knees, to the great gods of this Plane,
I pray that I never get mistaken for a Halfling again.

And my apologies, Urrem'tier, for sending you that smarmy snoot
what called me one. If you can't recognize the worm,
he's the one whose face looks like the bottom of my boot.
Amen




>I've always found it irritatingly interesting that so many (of every single race) claim to be orphans in Elanthia. ~ Bambina