I was in 'haven and ran across this...
A stout dwarf, dragging ball and chain, looks up at a guard and mutters, "It just ain't right, workin' us all day without a break. The relaxed guard deliberately turns to the dwarf, "Shut your dirty hole shortstuff, or I'll give you that break, personally."
Now personally I think the guards was abusin the dwarves and they need avenged.
"If I was the Creator, I wouldnt start with Butterflies and Daffodils, Id start with Lasers. 8 Oclock. Day One."
Evil Being-Time Bandits