Ok, I just got done reading this entire thread, and I have a few things I would like to note:

From my wedding:
s>look at my pipe
The creamy white ivory has been expertly carved into an elaborately ornate bowl with a long slender stem. Trimmed with pure gold, the pipe is often used in traditional Halfling wedding ceremonies.
s>tap pipe
You tap an ivory wedding pipe with gold trim that you are holding.

And for curiosity sake...

s>info

Name: Hermit Rim Dizne Race: Halfling Guild: Ranger
Gender: Female Age: 50 Circle: 25
You were born on the 8th day of the 1st month of Akroeg the Ram in the year of the Emerald Dolphin, 327 years after the victory of Lanival the Redeemer.

Your birthday is over 9 months away.

Strength : 15 Reflex : 15
Agility : 20 Charisma : 12
Discipline : 20 Wisdom : 21
Intelligence : 18 Stamina : 20
Favors: 5
Concentration: 78 Max: 78
TDPs: 24
Encumbrance: None

Coins:
no Kronars.
no Lirums.
no Dokoras.

You owe a debt of 782 copper Lirums to the Province of Therengia.

Anyone older?

*waves to Soim* Grats on the upcoming wedding!

Rim