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100 days left as elderly...
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It has been 404 years, 167 days since the Victory of Lanival the Redeemer.
It is the 5th month of Uthmor the Giant in the year of the Emerald Dolphin.
Today is your birthday! Happy Birthday!
Age: 77
You are elderly.
Human Longevity Normal - 78 to 86 - aged
Crap, I think they're gonna have to make me die or immortal soon.
Maybe old man smell options? or the ability to fart dust.
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An agonizing pain fills you as you feel your tongue turn to powder in your mouth! Through a haze of uncertainty and loss, you realize that something you just said was very wrong.
<<Maybe old man smell options?
Here you go:
> smell /set unpleasant 4
All right, you now have a vague scent of mildew.
> smell /set unpleasant 9
All right, you now have a vague scent of sour milk.
> smell /set unpleasant 14
All right, you now have a vague scent of stewed cabbage.
> smell /set unpleasant 54
All right, you now have a vague scent of pea soup.
Here you go:
> smell /set unpleasant 4
All right, you now have a vague scent of mildew.
> smell /set unpleasant 9
All right, you now have a vague scent of sour milk.
> smell /set unpleasant 14
All right, you now have a vague scent of stewed cabbage.
> smell /set unpleasant 54
All right, you now have a vague scent of pea soup.
need one that smells unidentifiable, but a bit like each one of those, and slight incontinence.
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An agonizing pain fills you as you feel your tongue turn to powder in your mouth! Through a haze of uncertainty and loss, you realize that something you just said was very wrong.
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An agonizing pain fills you as you feel your tongue turn to powder in your mouth! Through a haze of uncertainty and loss, you realize that something you just said was very wrong.
<<need one that smells unidentifiable, but a bit like each one of those, and slight incontinence>>
you'd be able to find the ones you need in "scent vulgar". However, that's only in tf :-)
i'll list a couple that are premissable on these boards:
18) tuna
20) rodent detritus
22) old people
Preces meae non sunt dignae;Sed tu bonus fac benigne;Ne perenni cremer igne [Dies Irae]
you'd be able to find the ones you need in "scent vulgar". However, that's only in tf :-)
i'll list a couple that are premissable on these boards:
18) tuna
20) rodent detritus
22) old people
Preces meae non sunt dignae;Sed tu bonus fac benigne;Ne perenni cremer igne [Dies Irae]
It has been 405 years, 107 days since the Victory of Lanival the Redeemer.
It is the 3rd month of Lirisa the Archer in the year of the Crystal Snow Hare.
It is currently spring and it is mid-morning.
Your birthday is more than 1 month away.
Age: 77
Powerhaus is turning 78! that's aged(aka old as crap) in Human!
I've decided to throw a festival to celebrate! Join the festivities in Therengia(cause you know we're gonna trash the place to all hell) for all sorts of fun and shopping. Hell maybe some merchants will show up to take your money personally, we could even throw an auction since the kids like that kinda stuff. Should probably see if we can get that Droughtman guy to open the maze too.
And since unfortunately we can't all be born human, everyone's invited too!
Even those smelly s'kras, togs, gnombs, dwarbs, elfs(even cave elfs), giant forehead peoples, prarie-dog monster people, smelly cat people, and the giant people who look like kind of like humans but don't quite cut it. Hell even princess fishsticks and her fish-breathed friends can show up if they want.
May 13-31st, A little south from the gates of Therenborough.
Enjoy!
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An agonizing pain fills you as you feel your tongue turn to powder in your mouth! Through a haze of uncertainty and loss, you realize that something you just said was very wrong.
