lol

<I saw you on Oralana. Your adorable honey badger cloak hugged your frame in the most adorable way. I watched as you fumbled with a clasp on your bag. My over eager greetings to you fell short, you had already walked away, gone.

<CALL ME

This.

Me: athletic Kaldar male walking across Town Green South (wearing nothing but a crocodile-skin buckler ;) )

You: slender halfling female wearing a flower cloak

You were very artistic; I could tell because you were humming a spritely polka. I was a man of industry, and I think you knew because I was braiding grass. There was some chemistry between us, and I was hypnotized as your tiger-striped centipede crawled out from under your cloak to tickle at your ear.

CALL ME