I know this has been brought up many a time, but this has me debating whether or not to laugh or bash my head against the monitor..

- Stridizzler just arrived.
- You see Fortuneteller Huggy Bopper of Elanthia, a Halfling.

What is wrong with you people!?

-Evita-

I'm still shaking my head over Cache Flow.


~Dulcinia

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Legian says, "once at a wedding they were serving chicken legs... never been bitten so much in ma life."

Arcath says, "if archers are involved I usually just keep the empaths company until it's over"

Jodizzle was told to depart, he replys "Fo shizzle".


~Entyycement

>bops Jerevth

"word to your motha"


- Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, The courage to change the things I can, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

I think he needs to have his aizzle hizzled back to him in a bizzle. His nizzle is bizzle enizzle, let alone the wizzle he spizzles.

Translation: I think he needs to have is arse handed back to him in a bow. His name is bad enough, let alone the way he speaks.

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>He who angers you conquers you.
Elizabeth Kenny

>A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

~The mind behind Raydell and many~

Yeah typical,I've always been the guild scapegoat.<glowers>


Izzit
Master Tanner in Training

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You hand Wyla a baby wolf.

Wyla looks at you and says, "I'm sorry Izzit, I only work on weapons, armor and shields." She hands the wolf back.

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>>>>Well, we tried to blame Peperic, but he just accepts his roll as the pink wearing Ranga to easily.<<<<

Well,he learned that from Krin,Falk,Webba,and Teeklin.Buncha pink wearin sissah la-la Rangahs.

Of course if ya ask them theyll swear they only wear pink cause it makes Dulcina giggle.

But thats...another story.


Izzit
Master Tanner in Training

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You hand Wyla a baby wolf.

Wyla looks at you and says, "I'm sorry Izzit, I only work on weapons, armor and shields." She hands the wolf back.

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Go back to huffing the tanning salts, Izzit, you missed reality and maybe you'll catch it on the next go-round. :-P

~~~Krin
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"
"Goblins ... aisle 6, Mycthengelde ... hunt smart, hunt S-Mart!"
"You whine like a mule ... you are still alive!"
"Call me Snake."

>>Oh and Anla, I don't wear pink, I just got tired of arguing with you kitties all the time, couldn't get any rest or go hunt.

But you're so cute in that pink.

Brabs

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Fighting with a bunch of archers in Geni.

"Hey, it's shoot GENI, not shoot GEN!"


Ambassador Genneron, of M'riss

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[Arcath] "Public Service Announcement: Please shoot at the archers and not at Arcath"