I'd like to announce the funeral of Frogspawn Allitnils!

Please see the scruffy young urchin to buy rotten tomatoes for this event!

Visit Cormyn's to collect other garbage, that people drop in the shop, to toss on her grave.

The infamous Musk Hog Slayer will be providing roast musk hog, assuming we can drag him away from the Musk Hogs.

Smelly Cat of Riverhaven was given an invitation as well to peform a sacred cat-dance.

All are invited to attend! Bring the kids and pets! Especially the pets that like to eat dead flesh.

Ah, yes, and I'll need someone to deliver the body; she may still be alive, so that person would have to correct that complication so she's prepared for the funeral.

-- Jansan

"Computer games don't affect kids negatively; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc. 1988

><adds yet another person to the "Who owes me a new keyboard" list>

I must have missed something.

-- Jansan

Miriette says, "what I think is that I'll refer you and let you speak with a GM"
Miriette says, "I don't have the answers"
You say, "Don't feel too bad, I'm sure they won't either."

>>Miriette says, "what I think is that I'll refer you and let you speak with a GM"
>>Miriette says, "I don't have the answers"
>>You say, "Don't feel too bad, I'm sure they won't either."

Quit that. Now I need a new one too.

Brabs

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/FatherJarle/index.html

What's the air speed velocity of a Swallow?

African or European?

>"Mr. Frodo, what did you do with the ring good sir?"
>"Dear Samwise, I put it on my winky-woo. Now it is the most powerful member in all of middle earth!"

My mind simply does not want to process this. Most likely because I actually know the cousin of the guy who played Frodo. That whole family has creepy blue eyes.

Steel.

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