A Trader, Peso, moved to the country and bought a horse from an old ranger for 100 plat. The ranger agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

The next day the ranger drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The horse died."

Peso replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The ranger said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Peso said, "Okay, then at least give me the horse."

The ranger asked, "What are you going to do with him?"

Peso replied, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The ranger exclaimed, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

Peso replied, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the ranger met up with Peso and asked, "What happened with that dead horse?"

Peso said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $898."

Ranger asked, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Peso replied, "Just the paladin who won. So I gave him his money back."

Good job :)

~A-

Proof that the pit stop is fun fer all, thanks Goss bud, yer the man.

Peso the Pulper of the Peso Pit Stop