I have NO idea where my caravan is. I don't think it's dead, I can't rent a new one, I can't RECALL it, and I don't know the syntax to transfer it. I just reactivated after... 3? years, and could use some help!

I've already tried that.
"The clerk looks at you and says, "Our records show you already have a forest-green caravan trimmed in hand-carved rosewood rented from us. Perhaps you should check with one of the stables to locate it."

As I also mentioned in my initial post, Recall didn't work either.

> recall caravan
You don't recall having a caravan.

Caravan timers are in bad need of some quality of life updates. The same thing happened to me a few years back.

I had to wait until it died. I would suggest ASSIST REQUEST to have a GM look into it. Mine resolved itself by dying before I could get GM help.