Word has spread among the northern provinces of the Turamzzyrian Empire and beyond that Prelate Chaston of the Church of Koar in Talador has traveled to North Hendor, and is expected to arrive in the region's capital of Lolle in a few days. It is said that the Prelate is scheduled to meet with a number of nobles and military commanders in the area and will be delivering a series of sermons all throughout some of the war-torn lands near the Dragonspine Mountains, who are still seeing rebuilding and healing after the recent conflicts. It is expected that Prelate Chaston will also be given an audience with Earl Jovery, the Northern Sentinel, where they will discuss post-war efforts that the Church of Koar may possibly assist with.

>>what happens if dwarves show up?

Well, both Chaston and Jovery are busy men, so hopefully the dwarves will keep things short.

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... what? I Lolled.

-AM, going to a bad place when he dies

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You note, "And if someone happens to stumble into it every now and then and fire, well, accidents happen."
Bristenn stumbles toward a glowing blue-white pylon before regaining his balance.
Bristenn steadies the blue-white pylon and fires!

>Roffle.

Top prize - a front seat at one of Chaston's sermons
Second prize - a front seat at two of Chaston's sermons