So drinking with my buddies tonight, odd things are afoot!

>'I appear to be wet
>Your soaking wet case drips a thin trickle of water down your back.
>You confusedly say, "$+$T9 drips from $'$P0 soaking wet $O5N."

>Water drips from the bottom of your loincloth, dribbling down your legs and causing you to shiver.

>Your boots slosh wetly, dripping water into damp pools around your feet.

The effect seemed to be temporary, and I couldn't identify any particular reason I would be wet.

~Land Pirate Maylan~

>looks like you peed yourself

I wasn't that drunk! It was a bug, I swear! Yeah...a bug.... >.>

~Land Pirate Maylan~

>Drank so much you broke the game. Impressive.

I feel like I've unlocked some sort of achievement.

~Land Pirate Maylan~