>I hope it returns "That probably isn't a good idea." if you are in Goblyn's Garden.
Its lush and verdant here!
[The Pie Shop, Basement]
Well-packed earth sends a loamy aroma floating through the chilly air and makes up the entirety of the capacious basement's walls and floor. A small, disordered pile of crates and an exceedingly large mountain of crates are stacked near one another behind a rickety stairway. Flickering lanterns hang from several hooks in the plank ceiling, casting three charcoal-hued couches, a dead root table, and a partially preserved cook's assistant corpse in a dappled mixture of light and shadow. You also see a mushy black door.
Obvious paths: none