Join myself and all comers for a nice, relaxing tea party. Fair warning, there is only so much tea to go around, so when you see the announcement make sure you head on by. You'll want a tent along north ring road(charcoal? I think). Within will be a table, stove, kettle, and oodles of tea. And poison.

Anyone is welcome to come drink tea, until I run out of cups. Once that happens, we can begin. Each round, depending on how many participate, at least one cup will be poisoned. Don't worry, it's a paralytic, it wont kill you. But upon drinking it, you will be "out". Also, somewhere during the game there will be another little quirk and whomever gets that will, while still being "out", will be able to get a booby prize.

Finaly person standing, other than myself(unless I've fallen over with laughter) will be our "winner". You'll walk home with.. well, the ability to walk home. And maybe some other prizes! Maybe coin! You'll have to win to find out.