A halfling brigand shouts, "Die, ya cutpurse!"
You blink at a halfling brigand.
Speaking to a halfling brigand, you ask, "Who are you talking to?"
A halfling brigand pauses, taken aback.
A halfling brigand says, "Why you, of course."
You point at yourself.
You peer quizzically at a halfling brigand.
A halfling brigand nods aggressively to you!
You flatly say, "I am not a cutpurse."
A halfling brigand stares at you.
A halfling brigand says, "Yer a cutpurse if e'er I seen one!"
Speaking incredulously to a halfling brigand, you ask, "Do you even know what a 'cutpurse' is?"
A halfling brigand shifts his weight.
A halfling brigand stammers, "Of course I do! You got a purse, and I'm gonna cut it!"
You shake your head, totally at a loss.
A halfling brigand asks, "No?"
You shake your head at a brigand.
You explain, "A cutpurse is slang for pickpocket."
A halfling brigand stares vacantly at you.
You add, "You know, a thief."
A halfling brigand scratches his head.
You exclaim, "Like YOU, you imbecile!"
You flail your arms about.
And, well, things got ugly from there...
~ Heathyr and friends
PS: The above is a dramatization of the Python-esque dialogue I imagined might follow the puzzling (and actual) comment made by the brigand to my (non-pickpocketing) character: "Die, ya cutpurse!" Was he confused? Perhaps this whole thing was a simple misunderstanding? Things that make you go "hmm"... ;)