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By: ICEWHITE
Re: Spell idea from Sarcastria!
On: 4/10/2007
At: 10:46:46 PM
##: 2991

Amused the heck out of myself by coming up with ridiculously inadmissable ideas for a song and then lumping them all together. Enjoy!

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1050 (1049) - Song of Mechanics Bypass

First off, we think we should be able to cast this sooner than anyone else, so even though its in the 1050 slot, a bard can cast it if they are 49th train.

Cost 50 / renew 100* *See disclaimer below

MNEMONIC deusexmachina (for starting the affects)

This song is very versatile as it has multipile mnemonics that can be used with it after the initial sing. See below for the initial listing. More will be added without any QC as time allows.

Affect	Mnemonic	Quick Descrip
Healing	ohwhatareliefitis	heal down all wounds and scars
Searching	ispywithmylittleeye	instantly find anything hidden
Racial bonuses	everyperson	automatically get the best racial bonus for any action
Movement/travel	calgontakemeaway	use for cross realm travel or any movement problem
Bardic twin/illusion	wondertwinpowersactivate	creates copy of bard that performs identical actions
Max CS	waggleriffic	uses highest skill (any) for spell CS calcs
Max AS	ihavethepower	uses highest skill (any) for weapon AS calcs
Max DS	iaminvincible	uses highest skill (any) for all DS calcs
Max Weapon	iwannagoresplattereddeathweapon	temp 10x and flare on any normal weapon
Max Armor	tankmebaby temp 10x and godlike crit padding on any normal armor
Lore Bonus	knowitall	get max lore bonus for all spell affects
Trading	whatabaaahgin	get max trading bonus possible regardless of training/race
Armor Hindrance	doitnekkid	0% hindrance in any armor
Swing in Guarded	buttheycansowhycanti	Get full AS while in guarded
Hiding	gagorder	stay hidden even if songs renew or you sing/cast
Self-raise	popgoestheweasel	instantly self raise with no deaths sting penalty
Merchant Find	thereyouare	finds any merchant in game
Merchant Pick	oohpickmepickme	forces spinner or raffle ticket huckster to pick you

Note: These effects are cumulative, but there is a possibility of some of them clashing if performed by different bards in the same room at the same time.

*Disclaimer - There is a particular mnemonic that when said within 30 seconds of your auto renewal, will suspend the cost of renewing this song, thereby making its effective renewal cost 0. It will however still be counted towards the MSP (multisong penalty). The knowledge of this particular mnemonic is an in game secret of course, and any passing on of it by any means whatsoever is a violation of policy statement umptifratz.1(a).

*Disclaimer 2 - There is a second mnemonic that is not an in game secret and has the same affect. You may say this at any time after the initial singing. It is CHEAPSKATE. Feel free to post, yell, yodel, recite, email, write out in large letters on every surface visible, etc. at any time you like.

Icewhite