I got bored, and out came this! To the tune of Nelly's "Ride Wit' Me".
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Where camps at? Where camps at?
Where camps at? Where camps at?
Where camps at? Where camps at?
Where camps at? Where camps at?
C'mon now

If you wanna go raze a camp wit me
We spellin' up in the Niche
Oh why do we hunt these camps?
(Hey, must be the runestaves!)

If you wanna go hunt wit me
Killin' grims in back of the camp
Oh why must we hunt this way?
(Hey, must be the runestaves!)

In Teras on the late night, fightin right
Lookin' tryin' to spot a camp
Lookin' for a room I missed locatin'
So that I can go hunt, I can go hunt

Camp can gen at 80, 250 when full
Or 25 when it's been worked
But as long as we raze it
You know that it's burnin, it's burnin

I peer some scouts comin' towards me from the north
Dangerous and real fast, hey
Comin' in castin and swingin' claids
So when do we run? Can we run? I say no

I like the way you swing your katar
I like the way you don't heal your scar
I like the way you drink at the bar
I like the way you fight n' spar

If you wanna go raze a camp wit me
We spellin' up in the Niche
Oh why do we hunt these camps?
(Hey, must be the runestaves!)

If you wanna go hunt wit me
Killin' grims in back of the camp
Oh why must we hunt this way?
(Hey, must be the runestaves!)

Head, abdomen, chest, and back, don't where to aim
Without raising a lot you can't rise to fame
Grimswarm feel the impact, from the strong attack
When the sky's the limit we can't turn back

Watch me as I cast that, grim die in two tries
Rogue ambushin' from hidin' goin for the eyes
It feels good now
Hittin' them grim hard, and yellin POW!

I got the custom title from the Naionna now
And I don't wanna change it now
Runnin' bankbook checks with no shame now
I feel the prestige now, come on, I can't complain now, no more
Shoot I'm capped now, wow wow

I'm gettin thoughts out of Nelemar about a dead body
Tellin' me it's time to go and see
And can I make it? Darn right, I be on the next stair-flight
Swimin' fast, first class, like a white knight

If you wanna go raze a camp wit me
We spellin' up in the Niche
Oh why do we hunt these camps?
(Hey, must be the runestaves!)

If you wanna go hunt wit me
Killin' grims in back of the camp
Oh why must we hunt this way?
(Hey, must be the runestaves!)

If you wanna go raze a camp wit me
We spellin' up in the Niche
Oh why do we hunt these camps?
(Hey, must be the runestaves!)

If you wanna go hunt wit me
Killin' grims in back of the camp
Oh why must we hunt this way?
(Hey, must be the runestaves!)

Listen, Listen yo, I know somethin' you should know
And I got somethin' to tell
Won't believe how many said, camps are a danger
Most said I shoulda been a ranger

But now some people askin' me for loresingin
And I'm yellin, "I can help ya!"
"But can we get tickets to the next event?"
Yes, they're free for Plat.!

Hey yo, now that I'm an empath I heal good
People wanna know why? Why I heal good?
But yo its all good, runestaves all wood
Do me like you should, heal me good, raise me good

We be them forest slyphs, wishin you was Dhe'nar
Poppin' like we gem dealers, sippin' absinthe
Honey in the harem, me in the airship
Castin mass spells, tellin' me to join your group

So if shorty (gnome) wanna camp, we huntin the grim
And if shorty (gnome) wanna rock, we rockin the grim
And if shorty (gnome) wanna cast, we burnin the grim
Shorty (gnome) wanna see the treasure, we razin de camp

Elves talk, others listen, Others talk, Elves listen
When I cast mass spells, others come to attention
See the runestaves and bell, throwin them down the well
Elves lookin' all they wish, come on you, let's hunt
Come on

If you wanna go raze a camp wit me
We spellin' up in the Niche
Oh why do we hunt these camps?
(Hey, must be the runestaves!)

If you wanna go hunt wit me
Killin' grims in back of the camp
Oh why must we hunt this way?
(Hey, must be the runestaves!)

Hey, must be the runestaves!
Hey, must be the runestaves!
Hey, must be the runestaves!
Hey, must be the runestaves!

If you wanna go raze a camp wit me
We spellin' up in the Niche
Oh why do we hunt these camps?
(Hey, must be the runestaves!)

If you wanna go hunt wit me
Killin' grims in back of the camp
Oh why must we hunt this way?
(Hey, must be the runestaves!)

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-Adam

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"You guys took all the pretty places." ~Anonymous

Dear Adam,

If this is what you can do when you are bored, I can only imagine what you accomplish when you feel motivated.

I am always impressed by you and your advice to me and others, but I am awed by your parodies. VERY talented.

Thank you!

E

Any body else sing this out loud while they were reading it?

~Ayamei