Kindle AND Kindle Fire fully charged.... CHECK

Fresh batteries in all flashlights...CHECK

Fridge fully stocked with Iced Tea and Beer... CHECK

Full carton of cigarettes...CHECK

Water-proof boots placed directly in path to the door... CHECK

Bring it Sandy! Bring it!

Starchitin

A severed gnomish hand crawls in on its fingertips and makes a rude gesture before quickly decaying and rotting into dust. A gust of wind quickly scatters the dust.

I'm onla freein tha gnomes from yea gardens! Derned slavers dun even pay them a livin wage....

Starchitin

A severed gnomish hand crawls in on its fingertips and makes a rude gesture before quickly decaying and rotting into dust. A gust of wind quickly scatters the dust.