Your laying naked on the bathroom floor with a line of spit connecting your mouth to the toilet on your birthday:

In your early twenties: What an awesome ** birthday

In your mid thirties: What the ** have I done with my life

Starchitin (wondering what the * he did with his life)

A severed gnomish hand crawls in on its fingertips and makes a rude gesture before quickly decaying and rotting into dust. A gust of wind quickly scatters the dust.

Happy Birthday!

All these years and you still can't hold your liquor... :p

-- Robert

"Wyrom isn't interacting with me, I think he is AFK scripting."

In undergrad, I had this poster over my toilet: http://dgeiu3fz282x5.cloudfront.net/g/l/lget0027+sacrifice-to-the-toilet-porcelain-god-poster-card.jpg

Le sigh.

Happy (belated) birthday.

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