So what are some of your favorite tag lines that you've seen on these forums over the years?

-- Robert

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Cauldron 4 Raggler 0

Round 3

Raggler punches a hammered silver cauldron.
It jumps up, shakes itself off, then charges right at his kneecaps. Pow! He tumbles to the ground.

Round 4

As the silver cauldron gyrates about, it accidentally bumps into Raggler.
... 5 points of damage!
Minor burns to left leg. That hurts a bit.