Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/16/2016 12:45 AM CST
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Newly acquired from Jorshan's trip to the Reim Vault (THE SEKERET ONE).

You glance down to see a blackened marred bracer fastened by a single burnt buckle in your right hand and nothing in your left hand.

Blackened is so 5114, oh well, lets wear it.

As you slide your marred bracer on, it glows with cobalt ethereal light. Several runes on the surface come to life from within the bracer, then sink back into the surface.

Oh, that is new.

Heatless, cobalt flames appear on the surface of your ethereal bracer.

Ohhhhhh, that is newer.

point brac at wiz
You point your ethereal bracer directly at a shan wizard, and the runes covering the surface start to glow. Suddenly, a single rune lights up cobalt as it shifts to the center of the the bracer. Your arm recoils as an ethereal bolt is fired from within!
[SMR result: 195 (d100: 34)]

An ethereal bolt darts out from the ethereal bracer and strikes a shan wizard's chest!

... 50 points of damage!
Incredible strike pierces heart and runs the shan wizard clean through!
The shan wizard yips in pain as she falls to the ground motionless.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

That is even newer!!

You glance down at your ethereal bracer and see 4 runes on its surface lit up.

Oh..

raise brac
You lift your ethereal bracer high overhead, causing the ethereal runes covering your ethereal bracer to glow. Changing directions, you spin your body around, ready to fire as your bracer pulses cobalt.
[SMR result: 240 (d100: 79)]

An ethereal bolt darts out from the ethereal bracer and strikes a shan wizard's left arm!

... 55 points of damage!
Shot shatters shoulder and severs left arm!
The shan wizard is stunned!
[SMR result: 260 (d100: 99)]

An ethereal bolt darts out from the ethereal bracer and strikes a shan wizard's left leg!

... 70 points of damage!
Shot shatters hip and severs left leg!
A shan wizard falls to the ground grasping her mangled left leg!
The shan wizard is stunned!
[SMR result: 205 (d100: 44)]

An ethereal bolt darts out from the ethereal bracer and strikes a shan wizard's abdomen!

... 60 points of damage!
Perfect strike to abdomen. The shan wizard howls in pain and drops quite dead!
The shan wizard yips in pain as he falls to the ground motionless.
Roundtime: 3 sec.


You glance down at your ethereal bracer and see a single rune on its surface lit up.

Oh...

One of the colorless ethereal runes on the surface of your ethereal bracer glows slightly before turning cobalt.

You glance down at your ethereal bracer and see 2 runes on its surface lit up.


.... OHHHH, I GET IT. IT IS A Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon Bracer of Death and Destruction!11!!!


Retser, ASGM
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/16/2016 06:42 AM CST
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I'm going to wear this with the camo cloak and become the halfling predator.
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/16/2016 06:58 AM CST
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Wow. How often does it recharge?
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/16/2016 10:09 AM CST
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is there a ridiculously long cooldown for this item?
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/16/2016 10:19 AM CST
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I get the Predator reference, but that's more of a controller, rather than a gun in its own right.

To me, it seemed more like Seamus' hand, from MegaMan.
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/16/2016 02:16 PM CST
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The bracer will recharge a shot once per 10 minutes. It can hold up to 6 shots.

This bracer is best wielded by a ninja, a dragon, a dragon ninja, or someone with spell aim OR ranged.

Retser, ASGM
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/16/2016 02:18 PM CST
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So knowing spell aim and ranged you get machine gun fire -awesome-
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/16/2016 02:38 PM CST
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I gots ranged! Pew pew pew (ok, getting excited auction approaches)

And the Predator should be half-krolvin, wih a wig - cuz ugly
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/16/2016 02:54 PM CST
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Mega man, mega man!

Except, this ain't no lemon shooter.

I now officially want something teased.




Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/16/2016 02:57 PM CST
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Retser, could Thrown possibly be added to that list of user-types?

I mean, they're arguably more used to taking care in their attacks (as opposed to spellcasters just blasting out Cone willy-nilly) and to manual effort (as opposed to those tool-users over there with a bow).
(I'm just sayin'....)
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/16/2016 04:01 PM CST
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No, not at this time.

Ranged or Spell Aim.

Retser, ASGM
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/16/2016 04:08 PM CST
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The best of ranged or spell aim or does knowing both help?
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/16/2016 04:19 PM CST
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The greater of the two

Retser, ASGM
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/16/2016 07:48 PM CST
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I hope i win this for 1 million so ill train ranged
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/18/2016 08:36 AM CST
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To those curious.

>pew mast
You point your ethereal bracer directly at a darkly inked fetish master, and the runes covering the surface start to glow. Suddenly, a single rune lights up cobalt as it shifts to the center of the the bracer. Your arm recoils as an ethereal bolt is fired from within!
[SMR result: 109 (Open d100: 32)]
An ethereal bolt darts out from the ethereal bracer and strikes a darkly inked fetish master's left arm!
... 25 points of damage!
Elbow punctured, oh what pain!
The fetish master is stunned!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>pew mast
>
You point your ethereal bracer directly at a darkly inked fetish master, and the runes covering the surface start to glow. Suddenly, a single rune lights up cobalt as it shifts to the center of the the bracer. Your arm recoils as an ethereal bolt is fired from within!
[SMR result: 201 (Open d100: 84)]
An ethereal bolt darts out from the ethereal bracer and strikes a darkly inked fetish master's left leg!
... 40 points of damage!
Strike punctures thigh and shatters femur!
A darkly inked fetish master falls to the ground grasping its mangled left leg!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>pew mast
You point your ethereal bracer directly at a darkly inked fetish master, and the runes covering the surface start to glow. Suddenly, a single rune lights up cobalt as it shifts to the center of the the bracer. Your arm recoils as an ethereal bolt is fired from within!
[SMR result: 192 (Open d100: 30)]
An ethereal bolt darts out from the ethereal bracer and strikes a darkly inked fetish master's left arm!
... 40 points of damage!
Strike to left arm shatters elbow and severs forearm!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>pew mast
You point your ethereal bracer directly at a darkly inked fetish master, and the runes covering the surface start to glow. Suddenly, a single rune lights up cobalt as it shifts to the center of the the bracer. Your arm recoils as an ethereal bolt is fired from within!
[SMR result: 184 (Open d100: 17)]
An ethereal bolt darts out from the ethereal bracer and strikes a darkly inked fetish master's left leg!
... 40 points of damage!
Strike to wrist severs right hand!
The master's rotting wood staff falls to the ground.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>app mast
The fetish master is small in size and about one foot high in its current prone state.
The master would be a pretty even match for you.
>pew mast
You point your ethereal bracer directly at a darkly inked fetish master, and the runes covering the surface start to glow. Suddenly, a single rune lights up cobalt as it shifts to the center of the the bracer. Your arm recoils as an ethereal bolt is fired from within!
[SMR result: 227 (Open d100: 87)]
An ethereal bolt darts out from the ethereal bracer and strikes a darkly inked fetish master's right hand!
... 60 points of damage!
Strike to wrist severs left hand quite neatly!
The fetish master is stunned!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>pew mast
You point your ethereal bracer directly at a darkly inked fetish master, and the runes covering the surface start to glow. Suddenly, a single rune lights up cobalt as it shifts to the center of the the bracer. Your arm recoils as an ethereal bolt is fired from within!
[SMR result: 217 (Open d100: 34)]
An ethereal bolt darts out from the ethereal bracer and strikes a darkly inked fetish master's throat!
... 50 points of damage!
Incredible shot clean through the throat severs the spine!
As a darkly inked fetish master slumps to the floor, the darkly lined tattoos traversing its skin lose the luminescence that had seemed to radiate from them.
A darkly inked fetish master appears less powerful.
A darkly inked fetish master seems to lose an aura of confidence.
The very powerful look leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The white light leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The deep blue glow leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
The light blue glow leaves a darkly inked fetish master.
A darkly inked fetish master returns to normal color.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
A spectral fog rolls through the area.
>loot
You search the fetish master.
You discard the master's useless equipment.
It had 200 silvers on it.
You gather the remaining 200 coins.
It had nothing else of value.
Like a void collapsing in on itself, a darkly inked fetish master's skin and flesh cave in, leaving its form a leathery-cased skeletal corpse. A slight breath of air escapes the master's mutilated lips, and its entire body disperses into a cloud of ash.
>l brac
You glance down at your ethereal bracer and see none of the runes on its surface lit up.



I love it!

I think it works quite well if you choose the right targets.




Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/18/2016 09:09 AM CST
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Also, I think maybe it was broken but seems to be unbroken now.

It was gaining 2 charges every 10 minutes instead of 1. It appears to be behaving now.

I'm not sure how it happened, but it was some time during the auction when I noticed it the first time.

When I went back through my logs, it wasn't giving 2 charges at first, then it started doing that, and then I passed it off to someone to see if there was a loresong and when I put it back on it was 'fixed'.

Not sure how I did it exactly, though I have some ideas. I'm willing to try and break it again under supervision if you want =)



Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/18/2016 09:44 AM CST
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I love the activation verb. :)
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/18/2016 10:05 AM CST
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Oh, that's not the activation verb. That's the alias I gave it in Lich. The activation is POINT BRACER at THINGY or RAISE (ETHEREAL) BRACER for the multi-fire.




Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/18/2016 10:46 AM CST
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Okay, cute aliasing. FINALLY there's a reasonably good incentive to use Lich. :)
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/18/2016 12:18 PM CST
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The aliasing is the MAIN reason why I use Lich, Robert. I'm not much of a scripter, and never have been. Some of the utility ones for spellups and such or tedious repetitive tasks (like guild work and digging) are nice to use sometimes. Mostly I just like the manual approach but I don't want to type nearly as much and the aliasing works like a charm.




Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/18/2016 01:16 PM CST
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https://gswiki.play.net/Great_Auction_of_2016

Page has been updated with full item/winner sortable chart. Feel free to make individual pages for your items.
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/18/2016 04:37 PM CST
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Thanks for this!

Looking forward to referencing it for years to come ;)
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Re: Super Mega Ninja Elite Laser Dragon BRACER of Death and Destruction!11! on 12/18/2016 06:24 PM CST
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Alias and Newsby are the reasons to use Lich :)

Just sayin'

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