> bluff distract
You widen your eyes and point, screaming out, "Oh, look! It's Queen Morganae!"
That was utterly unconvincing. Nobody fell for it.

> bluff amaze
You try to ready yourself for a convincing bluff, but as you look around at your audience, it occurs to you that they probably won't buy it.

> bluff dead

You slump limply across the ground, but just don't feel like you did a good job of playing dead.
Roundtime: 5 seconds.

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That's with 51 charisma, 540 bardic lore, and near cap mojo.

You clear your throat, then run through a short scale before launching into a stunning rendition of an ancient Elf ballad taught to you by your guildleader during the long days of your early training. Your voice throbs with emotion as the vibrant tones of the song float on the air, and you feel strength settle in your heart as the pride