A Friendship Promise

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of
promises that really speak of true friendship:

1. When you are sad -- I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge the crossbow bolt from your neck.
3. When you smile -- I will know you killed a whiny and/or ungrateful corpse.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you, then drag you to the next room so the swarm of critters doesn't kill you, what do I look like a REZZ machine?

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask: Because you
are my friend!




Ebil Cleric Bambina, smiter of ungrateful corpses.