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Forced to move my website to a temporary location. Most of the content has been uploaded to the temp site, but due to space limitation the wizard version of the crutch is not currently available. I can email it out if anyone needs it. Hopefully once I get situated back home I'll find a domain service to host it all on... especially since I have my D&D group screaming at me since I don't have net space for their site anymore.
New website is: http://home.austin.rr.com/heroiklim/home.html
Update the bookmarks y'all!
Thrall of Dergati,
Heroiklim Zortal
You sense the Vigil spell bolstering your spirit, which should last for about zero roisaen.
(Ainandil begins his shtick.)
AINANDIL:
The management wishes to apologize for the behavior of the Ainandil.
(Beat.)
YHBT. YHL. HAND.
(Beat.)
Huldah take you all!
(Beat.)
Where is everybody, anyway? When are we towing Florida out to sea and sinking it?
(Beat.)
Because Ainandil is a Valley Girl.
(Beat.)
A Dwarf walks into a bar.
(Ainandil begins his shtick and is not interrupted. After a long, long while, Volentri and Vorpar finish their glasses of absinthe and begin to egg him on.)
VOLENTRY AND VORPAR:
Who put a nickel in you?
AINANDIL:
The management wishes to apologize for the behavior of the Ainandil.
Love,
Father Ainandil, Cleric of Saemaus
>Nickels says, "They're hiding. They're in their magical boxes."
>Ainandil cackles!
>Gridaksma says, "Can't explain, won't apologize."
AINANDIL:
The management wishes to apologize for the behavior of the Ainandil.
(Beat.)
YHBT. YHL. HAND.
(Beat.)
Huldah take you all!
(Beat.)
Where is everybody, anyway? When are we towing Florida out to sea and sinking it?
(Beat.)
Because Ainandil is a Valley Girl.
(Beat.)
A Dwarf walks into a bar.
(Ainandil begins his shtick and is not interrupted. After a long, long while, Volentri and Vorpar finish their glasses of absinthe and begin to egg him on.)
VOLENTRY AND VORPAR:
Who put a nickel in you?
AINANDIL:
The management wishes to apologize for the behavior of the Ainandil.
Love,
Father Ainandil, Cleric of Saemaus
>Nickels says, "They're hiding. They're in their magical boxes."
>Ainandil cackles!
>Gridaksma says, "Can't explain, won't apologize."
>Now can you please finish testing EF for us and post your results?
Tested it, found the messaging fascinating, the concept solid, but the practicality of it lacking.
For once, God save my Soul, I think I'm going to have to agree with Ainandil, I see no practical purpose for EF/BF even for self-spiritual-mutilation (I do that very well without magical handicaps, thank you very much).
Thrall of Dergati,
Heroiklim Zortal
You sense the Vigil spell bolstering your spirit, which should last for about zero roisaen.
Tested it, found the messaging fascinating, the concept solid, but the practicality of it lacking.
For once, God save my Soul, I think I'm going to have to agree with Ainandil, I see no practical purpose for EF/BF even for self-spiritual-mutilation (I do that very well without magical handicaps, thank you very much).
Thrall of Dergati,
Heroiklim Zortal
You sense the Vigil spell bolstering your spirit, which should last for about zero roisaen.
You're welcome! Enough already! If you fall for the lockpick hack there will never be any hope for you.
Now go nag Ssra about MPP!
Love,
Father Ainandil, Cleric of Saemaus
'Th God of Wine' on AIM
>Nickels says, "They're hiding. They're in their magical boxes."
>Ainandil cackles!
>Gridaksma says, "Can't explain, won't apologize."
Now go nag Ssra about MPP!
Love,
Father Ainandil, Cleric of Saemaus
'Th God of Wine' on AIM
>Nickels says, "They're hiding. They're in their magical boxes."
>Ainandil cackles!
>Gridaksma says, "Can't explain, won't apologize."
I'm really not intentionally trying to be cryptic, mate, it's just the way My mind works. Or, to be fair, the particular way in which My mind is irreparably broken.
How does one Boddhisattva (sp.?) recognize another?
/salute
Father Ainandil, Cleric of Saemaus
'Th God of Wine' on AIM
>Nickels says, "They're hiding. They're in their magical boxes."
>Ainandil cackles!
>Gridaksma says, "Can't explain, won't apologize."
How does one Boddhisattva (sp.?) recognize another?
/salute
Father Ainandil, Cleric of Saemaus
'Th God of Wine' on AIM
>Nickels says, "They're hiding. They're in their magical boxes."
>Ainandil cackles!
>Gridaksma says, "Can't explain, won't apologize."
>> It's only a paper moon.
The raven flies by sunset, the dove by moonlight, the phoenix by daybreak, and the pigeon by noonlight.
(Beat.)
REIKE
I ran out of attunement again.
CROWD
He doesn't get it. We have a winner!
/sneeze
-- Reike
>.run
[Script run is running, Esc to cancel, Shift-Esc to pause]
The raven flies by sunset, the dove by moonlight, the phoenix by daybreak, and the pigeon by noonlight.
(Beat.)
REIKE
I ran out of attunement again.
CROWD
He doesn't get it. We have a winner!
/sneeze
-- Reike
>.run
[Script run is running, Esc to cancel, Shift-Esc to pause]
Nice.
P.S. Scream at Me on AIM and hook Me up with a k-gweth, please? Someone who needs a good spanking keeps breaking mine. Ha ha.
Yes, I stole this from Dulci.
>"We do not care if you or your character is gay, straight, asexual, gelatious, nougat filled, or covered in a hard candy shell." --Solomon
P.S. Scream at Me on AIM and hook Me up with a k-gweth, please? Someone who needs a good spanking keeps breaking mine. Ha ha.
Yes, I stole this from Dulci.
>"We do not care if you or your character is gay, straight, asexual, gelatious, nougat filled, or covered in a hard candy shell." --Solomon
Is Heroiklim Rakash?
Ice Patch - Because bludgeoning immobile things to death is fun.
Lots more stuff coming 'Soon'!
http://www.zairius.com
Supreme Bunny Overlord Zairius
Ice Patch - Because bludgeoning immobile things to death is fun.
Lots more stuff coming 'Soon'!
http://www.zairius.com
Supreme Bunny Overlord Zairius
Dunno. Been around him quite a bit. And while he does smell, and forget to shave, and overall have terrible hygene (and I'm willing to be he, and probably the rest of you, still doesn't (don't?) know who this is/was so the joking will come off wrong), I believe he's as human as he can get.
A volley of a single boulder always beats one of two handfuls of gravel, son. -Ainandil
A volley of a single boulder always beats one of two handfuls of gravel, son. -Ainandil
>Dunno. Been around him quite a bit. And while he does smell, and forget to shave, and overall have terrible hygene (and I'm willing to be he, and probably the rest of you, still doesn't (don't?) know who this is/was so the joking will come off wrong), I believe he's as human as he can get.
Sorry for the late reply Gray, but 38 hours of work in three days didn't give me time to check the boards until now.
As for not knowing who you are... you told me a few weeks ago.
And, to clear it up, Hero is human, smells like sirese, doesn't shave and doesn't have to (Thanks Rapi!), and he bathes in the ichor of the cursed creatures he hunts which is good enough for the company he keeps.
I on the other hand smell like beer, haven't shaved in 36 hours, but at least I showered this morning before going to work.
Thrall of Dergati,
Heroiklim Zortal
You sense the Vigil spell bolstering your spirit, which should last for about zero roisaen.
Sorry for the late reply Gray, but 38 hours of work in three days didn't give me time to check the boards until now.
As for not knowing who you are... you told me a few weeks ago.
And, to clear it up, Hero is human, smells like sirese, doesn't shave and doesn't have to (Thanks Rapi!), and he bathes in the ichor of the cursed creatures he hunts which is good enough for the company he keeps.
I on the other hand smell like beer, haven't shaved in 36 hours, but at least I showered this morning before going to work.
Thrall of Dergati,
Heroiklim Zortal
You sense the Vigil spell bolstering your spirit, which should last for about zero roisaen.
Niiiiice.
I'd just like to thank you all for keeping My RL hottie amused. She recently said in instant messages that one day she is going to send Me the log of our conversations and strongly suggest that I commit Myself.
No. I am not kidding.
Love,
Father Ainandil, Cleric of Saemaus
Yes, I stole this from Dulci.
>"We do not care if you or your character is gay, straight, asexual, gelatious, nougat filled, or covered in a hard candy shell." --Solomon
I'd just like to thank you all for keeping My RL hottie amused. She recently said in instant messages that one day she is going to send Me the log of our conversations and strongly suggest that I commit Myself.
No. I am not kidding.
Love,
Father Ainandil, Cleric of Saemaus
Yes, I stole this from Dulci.
>"We do not care if you or your character is gay, straight, asexual, gelatious, nougat filled, or covered in a hard candy shell." --Solomon
