Here's a fun one. If i send my mud construct after someone, and they combat log with the construct at melee, and then i release the construct (rel qe). The construct deconstructs itself appropriately. But if that person that combat logged comes back, they will have a copy of my construct with them at melee range when they log back in and continue to eat them. I don't have control over that new construct that formed.

They say we are what we are
But we don't have to be.
I'm bad behavior but I do it in the best way.
I'll be the watcher of the eternal flame.
I'll be the guard dog of all your fever dreams.

That's hilarious. Make a second construct and stick it on them!