I am a model student in the school of Thanatology,
A self-proclaimed Philosopher of GoodGuy Demonology.
I dabble in the mysteries of inside-out phrenology,
My nights and weekends spent promoting runaway biology,
Experiments with hybridizing Dwarf and dog topology.
and exothermic properties of airborne hematology.

Homelessness is in decline all thanks to this philanthropist,
A charitable, charismatic alleyway exsanguinist.

A charitable, charismatic alleyway exsanguinist.
A charitable, charismatic alleyway exsanguinist.
A charitable, charismatic alleyway exsanguinist.

Accusations spanning breadth from wanton impropriety,
To flaunting the conventions of Elanthian society.

A self-proclaimed Philosopher of GoodGuy Demonology,
I am a model student in the school of Thanatology.



Necromancer. Scholar. Gentleman.

Bravo!

~Hunter Hanryu
>Vote Rubicante as Forum Winner, 2019

Hey, I'm glad you guys liked it. This stupid song has been stuck in my head for four days. I suffer, for you, because I care.

Necromancer. Scholar. Gentleman.