..Crud drawings have been painted on the floor, depicting silly looking stickmen in armor -all with mis-proportioned heads, eyes, teeth, arms and legs- in a variety of very unflattering, vile and sometimes obscene positions..
All about the stickmen are "HA HA HA" with an occasional "Stoopid Tin Cans" and a lone "Zukir is a poo-head. Haha"
In the center of the room is a very foul looking and worse smelling pile of solid and liquid..
..carefully avoiding the excrement and smelly puddle, you step over to examine a note left within the mess..
it reads
<<HA HA STOOPID TIN CANS HAVE HEADS MADE OF POOS! YOS CANN NOSE CATCHES MES! PHANDZWTRZ AND ZUKIR ARE PANSYMENS AND YOS ARES TOOS!
::now the words are unintelligible but there is scrawled a drawing of what you guess is a halfling stomping on a pile of Paladins..::
<<YOS DONT EVEN NOS WHOS IS AM Is. HA HA HA YOS WILLS NOT CATCHES MES AND I BURN DOWN YOS GUILDS HOUSES AND OPENS UP BROTHELS OVER THEMS HA HA
at the bottom is signed..
<<-I SIGNS ANNONYMOOS SOS YOOS NOT NOSE I AMS KREJCIK HA HA HA! SMARTS I AMS HA HA
OOC: Since Krejcik has something over 100 outstanding warrants all over the realms I figure he should be on the run from those of the law. A few Paladins have joked and RP'd with him about it but lets take it to the next level. Paladins, if you RP it, get info on what warrants Krejcik has, then you can try to bring him to justice using what force you see fit. RP/PvP/Fun. And just to spell it out. I dont' report and if you play along thats part of the deal.. have fun :)
"Failure is not our only punishment for laziness: there is also the success of others."
Jules Renard