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Thank you, Maece! ::beams::
Hey there, good to see another addition. I'm sure you'll quickly find out why we're the best guild in the realms. If I have some time, I'll swing by the Crossing, and load you up with some extra equiptment, maybe show you the ropes a bit, take you around, pick on Drongol, laugh at his height... you know the usual.
One more thing, don't listen to Lennon, he's evil. Calemnon will hit on any woman within eyeshot, (we're still not sure about men either). Stay away from Glemm, he smells, though he's still our guild mascot. And as much as we love Redarch, he'll shake you for your last kronar over his patent pending armor designs. Also don't glance harshly or breathe indifferently in Drongol's direction or he'll thump you. Instead just inhale and immagine him in fuzzy pink bunny slippers, and realize that at the end of the day he's just another angry vertically challenged dwarf trying to overcompensate for his lack of height using big peoples weapons. :P
Oh and remember that elves are perfect and always right!
Greg & Brittany INC (Player of Aspasia Darkbrook since 1998, the Paladin of Ilithi & servant of Rutilor)
>>The pointy end goes that way...<<
One more thing, don't listen to Lennon, he's evil. Calemnon will hit on any woman within eyeshot, (we're still not sure about men either). Stay away from Glemm, he smells, though he's still our guild mascot. And as much as we love Redarch, he'll shake you for your last kronar over his patent pending armor designs. Also don't glance harshly or breathe indifferently in Drongol's direction or he'll thump you. Instead just inhale and immagine him in fuzzy pink bunny slippers, and realize that at the end of the day he's just another angry vertically challenged dwarf trying to overcompensate for his lack of height using big peoples weapons. :P
Oh and remember that elves are perfect and always right!
Greg & Brittany INC (Player of Aspasia Darkbrook since 1998, the Paladin of Ilithi & servant of Rutilor)
>>The pointy end goes that way...<<
Hey Calemnon! Sorry havn't been around bud, just cancelled my pigeon account. I'll look you up when I'm back on my feet. Then you can stalk me once more.
Greg & Brittany INC (Player of Aspasia Darkbrook since 1998, the Paladin of Ilithi & servant of Rutilor)
>>The pointy end goes that way...<<
Greg & Brittany INC (Player of Aspasia Darkbrook since 1998, the Paladin of Ilithi & servant of Rutilor)
>>The pointy end goes that way...<<
