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TOANONEM

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First Complaint on 04/08/2002 03:41 PM CDT

Elves..... I mean why?

Grimslayer the Dwarf

REAVER1

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Re: First Complaint on 04/08/2002 03:43 PM CDT

>Elves..... I mean why?

How else will I make my elfskin boots and elfscalp cloak?

-Mad Mage Kilan, S'kra Mur of Elanthia

MAILANI

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Re: First Complaint on 04/08/2002 04:04 PM CDT

> How else will I make my elfskin boots and elfscalp cloak?

Ugh, doesn't all the sap attract ants? Besides, S'kra skin much tougher (plus the tail skin makes easy belt and bootlaces).

Baboushka, Gor'Tog

JAEBOMDR

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Re: First Complaint on 04/08/2002 07:41 PM CDT

the gods felt sorry for the togs with their crappy stats and slow wits, so they made the elves to make the togs feel better about themselves

JAEBOMDR

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Re: First Complaint on 04/08/2002 07:41 PM CDT

oh yeah...forgot something

Jaebom --how did i forget this? i've been hangin around too many togs lately

RAPPS

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Re: First Complaint on 04/08/2002 09:50 PM CDT

I don't really see elves as being all that smart, I mean, hey, they're fifty years old. Heck, I'd be a master of my guild by then. <cackles>

-Zak, elothean who is liking his reflex right about now <looks up at five elves surrounding him>

RONE4

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Re: First Complaint on 04/08/2002 11:51 PM CDT

not 5 elves just one and you know who :-)

-Dryeal

RAPPS

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Re: First Complaint on 04/09/2002 12:00 AM CDT

That's why the gods invented frostbite nature boy.

-Zak, running and ducking from getting beaned with branches.

RONE4

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Re: First Complaint on 04/09/2002 12:04 AM CDT

Branches.......? If i recall last time it just took one. Oh well i guess i can teach you another lesson.

-Dryeal, sits in hidding for a few to recover from being exhosted.

RAPPS

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Re: First Complaint on 04/09/2002 12:39 AM CDT

That's fine, while you're there regrow that arm I took off with the lightning. That helps when using a bow. Just a bit.

-Zak

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Re: First Complaint on 04/09/2002 10:10 AM CDT

*rubs his s'kra scale cloak, lined with rakash hair and trimmed with elf bones*

*draws his dwarf-bone hilted scimitar wrapped in kaldar skin from his gor'tog bone sheath wrapped in gnome skin*

*adjusts his human skull helm, covered in white prydaen fur, and adorned with Elothean fingers*

*nods as his equipment is ready*

There, every race is useful...

Q, Warlock of the Jungle

XYILLIA

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Re: First Complaint on 04/09/2002 05:15 PM CDT

Pondering why Togs are always made fun of then decides to go count all the coins she has.
Slow of wit? Hardly. Stupid ? Nope.
Strong? You betcha.
Ugly? Nope, lovely translucent jade skin and glowing amber eyes, much nicer than pale pasty skin.

I think yer just jealous.
Nirveli

BARBAROUS

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Re: First Complaint on 04/09/2002 06:17 PM CDT

>>I think yer just jealous.

I think you've hit the nail on the head Nirveli. They're jealous of our strength, stamina, and, of course, our natural good looks.

~B, of the ebon skin and pretty jade eyes, heh

MAILANI

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Re: First Complaint on 04/10/2002 12:59 AM CDT

I'd be jealous too, if I was some scrawny thing or covered with itchy hair.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful....

Babelicious Baboushka

MNEMOSYNE

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Re: First Complaint on 04/10/2002 07:18 AM CDT

>I'd be jealous too, if I was some scrawny thing or covered with itchy hair.

Who's scrawny? And the only hair I have is the long luxurious and hardly itchy stuff on my head.

>Don't hate me because I'm beautiful....

Ditto.

~Coine~ (all 7'8" of her)

PS: Love you Baboushka!

BARBAROUS

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Re: First Complaint on 04/10/2002 02:58 PM CDT

>>Who's scrawny? And the only hair I have is the long luxurious and hardly itchy stuff on my head.>Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.... >>Ditto. ~Coine~ (all 7'8" of her)

I can tolerate that, but only because you're about big enough to be a (short) Tog. Now about all that hair... ::pulls out a razor and grins wickedly:: ;)

-Stohmp-

MNEMOSYNE

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Re: First Complaint on 04/11/2002 06:44 AM CDT

>I can tolerate that, but only because you're about big enough to be a (short) Tog. Now about all that hair... ::pulls out a razor and grins wickedly:: ;)

Shave my head and expect to suffer the consequences...

::smiles sweetly::

~Coine~

MAILANI

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Re: First Complaint on 04/11/2002 08:46 AM CDT

> Shave my head and expect to suffer the consequences...

Oo, watch out, Stohmp! Coine's feisty as a Tog, too!

Baboushka

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Re: First Complaint on 04/11/2002 02:58 PM CDT

>>Shave my head and expect to suffer the consequences... ~Coine~

>>Oo, watch out, Stohmp! Coine's feisty as a Tog, too! Baboushka

But I've got all the other Togs behind me on this one!

::looks back at the empty landscape behind him::

Run away! Run away!

-Stohmp-

JENTEAL

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Re: First Complaint on 04/11/2002 03:04 PM CDT

Bleh! Just because you togs can go get your faces painted in our Wind Elf village to cover up some of those flaws <g>, still doesn't make you half as pretty as us.

ASHJ

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Re: First Complaint on 04/11/2002 03:10 PM CDT

>>Bleh! Just because you togs can go get your faces painted in our Wind Elf village to cover up some of those flaws <g>, still doesn't make you half as pretty as us.

based on the shop keepers on Asery, elven women PREFER togs...

<wanders off humming>

CLENCHG

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Re: First Complaint on 04/11/2002 03:34 PM CDT

>based on the shop keepers on Asery, elven women PREFER togs...

Cause they work harder

So they earn more

So the women get to shop more

So the tog works harder

So they earn more

So the women get to shop more..

Nameless Dwarf

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Re: First Complaint on 04/11/2002 04:08 PM CDT

>>Just because you togs can go get your faces painted in our Wind Elf village to cover up some of those flaws <g>, still doesn't make you half as pretty as us.

No flaws on this Tog's face. Besides, only sissy elves paint their faces. ;)

>>based on the shop keepers on Asery, elven women PREFER togs...

Bigger is better.

::coughs:: ::flexes::

-Stohmp-

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