I'd like to thank the citizens of Zoluren for treating Hurrfy here the way it might have been done in Medieval times. Although no one called him a witch, that might be useful for next time you encounter this poor Tog.
The Story
In ye old Elanthia lived a fair Gor'Tog of strength and no mental capacity. He travelled to Crossing to make his way as a doorknob, but finding all posts in this capacity filled was directed to the Barbarian Guild since it was pretty much the same thing anyway.
Thus begins our tale of Hurrfdurrf...
The Log
[Empaths' Guild, Main Room]
This is the headquarters of the Empaths' Guild. Here healers both novice and experienced gather to share techniques, methods, the latest information on healing, transferring and application of herbs. There is a small but modern library to the east. You also see an Empath donation shelf with some stuff on it, a bucket of viscous gloop, some smoothly worked stairs of golden oak, and an Empath renown scroll.
Also in the room: Attendant Zamara who is sitting, Campaigner Barola, Kerby, Nuri who is sitting, Hurrfdurrf who is lying down, Ranger Swac who is sitting, Graknok, Waigun who is sitting, Attendant Barlow, Battle Empath Nimmi, Tydala, Initiate Empath Bridor who is sitting, Darkling Dreamricti, and Wolverine Vithero.
Obvious exits: northeast, east, west, down, out.
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Nimmi glances at Hurrfdurrf.
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Battlecaster Nimshar just arrived.
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Hurrfdurrf makes a disgusting grunting noise.
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Hurrfdurrf grunts at Nimmi.
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Nimshar says, "the room to the west has plenty of mana"
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You see Novice Hurrfdurrf, a Gor'Tog Barbarian.
He has milky white eyes. He has pockmarked skin.
He is young for a Gor'Tog.
He has some faint scars along the chest.
His wounds are infected.
He is holding a rock in his right hand.
He is wearing an orange silk bowtie, a wide-brimmed straw hat and a large canvas carryall.
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With a peaceful, distant look on her face, Nimmi reaches out and lays her hand against Hurrfdurrf's throat for a moment. Hurrfdurrf makes a sort of gasping wheeze, unable to speak.
The shock causes Hurrfdurrf to drop his rock!
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Nimmi says, "Don't grunt at me."
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Nimshar says, "I could make wind in here too, but I dun think you'd like it"
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Hurrfdurrf picks up a rock.
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Hurrfdurrf shakes his rock at Nimmi.
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Nimshar grabs Hurrfdurrf and drags him out with him.
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Nuri says, "I dunno if we want you to make wind..."
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Hurrfdurrf just arrived.
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Battlecaster Nimshar just arrived.
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Hurrfdurrf gets some pickled grendel toes from inside his canvas carryall.
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Nimshar frowns at Hurrfdurrf.
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Hurrfdurrf moves a rock to his left hand.
Hurrfdurrf moves some pickled grendel toes to his right hand.
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Nuri flails her arms about.
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Hurrfdurrf offers Nuri some pickled grendel toes.
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Hurrfdurrf grunts at Nuri.
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Nuri declines Hurrfdurrf's offer.
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Nuri says, "No need"
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Nuri giggles at Hurrfdurrf.
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You pat Hurrfdurrf on the back.
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Nuri says, "Stay put I'm still taking your infection"
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Nuri rests her hand on Hurrfdurrf's arm with a soft smile.
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Nuri takes a seat.
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Nimshar says, "he obviously deserved the wounds he got"
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Nimshar says, "So I give them back to him"
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Nimshar says, "then you can take them"
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Nimshar says, "big happy circle"
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Nuri raises an eyebrow.
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Nimshar searches around for a moment.
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Nuri says, "So let me get this straight..."
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Nimmi lays her hand on Swac's arm.
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Nuri asks Nimshar, "You want me to die?"
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Nimshar says, "Nay"
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Hurrfdurrf manages to gain control of his vocal chords.
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Hurrfdurrf exclaims, "Hurrfdurrf!"
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Nimshar says, "I want to remove his limbs finger by finger, toe by toe, though"
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Hurrfdurrf sweeps Nimmi into a dance.
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Hurrfdurrf chants:
"Hurrfdurrf!
Hurrfdurrf! "
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Hurrfdurrf applauds.
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Vagabond Kadru just arrived.
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Nimshar smiles hurrf sweetly
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You let out a hearty cheer for Hurrfdurrf!
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Nimmi says to Hurrfdurrf, "Knock it off."
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Hurrfdurrf leans over and licks Nimmi, getting an amiable jab in the ribs in return.
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Dreamricti glances at Nimshar.
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Nimshar gets a skinning knife from inside his sack.
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Dreamricti asks, "And what is your problem with him?"
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Nimmi says to Hurrfdurrf, "Leave me alone."
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Nimshar shows Hurrfdurrf his skinning knife.
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Hurrfdurrf gasps!
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Nimmi says, "Well, he just licked me for starters."
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Hurrfdurrf rolls his eyes.
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Nimmi wrinkles her nose.
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Dreamricti raises an eyebrow in Nimshar's direction.
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Nimshar puts his knife in his sack.
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Nimshar gets a broadsword from inside his sword belt.
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Nimshar shows Hurrfdurrf his broadsword.
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Nimshar says, "yer choice"
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Nimshar says, "chopped er skinned"
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Dreamricti says, "You will be dealing with more than the guards if you try to harm him without merit."
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Nimshar says, "hmm, maybe fried"
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Dreamricti nods to Nimshar.
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Nuri says, "How bout dropped."
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You say, "Nice job picking on the mentally handicapped."
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Hurrfdurrf takes a bite of the toes.
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Hurrfdurrf glares at Nimmi.
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You frown.
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Nimmi says, "He's given plenty of reason."
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Vithero says, "The handicapped have a place."
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Nimmi curses Hurrfdurrf and a dark cloud descends upon him.
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Nimshar says, "Aye, they make fun pets"
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Vithero says, "Nature is supposed to weed them out."
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A pained expression crosses Vithero's face.
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Nimshar says, "lemme go make a lead rope"
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You roll your eyes.
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Hurrfdurrf shows Nimmi his grendel toes.
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Hurrfdurrf asks, "Hurrfdurrf?"
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Nimmi angles an ear toward Hurrfdurrf slightly, but otherwise ignores him.
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Vithero lays his hand on Hurrfdurrf's arm.
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Hurrfdurrf squints at Vithero, then throws some pickled grendel toes in his direction. Oooo, near miss!
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Hurrfdurrf giggles.
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Hurrfdurrf applauds.
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Hurrfdurrf applauds.
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Nimshar asks, "hmm, actually, speaking of ropes... where's there a good tree?"
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Hurrfdurrf falls over.
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Hurrfdurrf rolls around on the ground. Typical.
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Hurrfdurrf drools.
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Nimshar kicks Hurrfdurrf!
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Nimmi says, "Stop rolling around on the ground and get out of here. There's a library down the street. Go learn some manners, as well."
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Nimmi nods to Hurrfdurrf.
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Hurrfdurrf leaps to his feet!
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Hurrfdurrf sweeps Nimmi into a dance.
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Nimmi says, "Knock it off."
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Nimmi gestures at Hurrfdurrf.
Hurrfdurrf scowls and appears agitated.
Hurrfdurrf gasps and gives Nimmi a startled look.
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Hurrfdurrf exclaims, "Hurrfdurrf!!"
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Hurrfdurrf continues to dance with Nimmi.
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Nimmi seems to be concentrating intently on something.
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Zamara offers Hurrfdurrf a dead mouse.
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Nimmi seems to be concentrating intently on something.
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You get a jar of currant jelly from inside your backpack.
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Nimshar traces an arcane sigil in the air.
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Nimmi flicks her ears back in obvious annoyance.
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Nimshar grabs Hurrfdurrf's arm and drags him out with him.
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Zamara stands up.
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Attendant Zamara just went out.
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Nimmi gestures.
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Vithero licks his lips.
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Dreamricti roots around the area for a moment.
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Dreamricti chortles softly at some secret joke.
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Darkling Dreamricti just went out.
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Battlecaster Nimshar just arrived.
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Nimshar takes a seat.
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Nimshar says, "there we go"
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Nimmi praises Nimshar.
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Nimmi says to Nimshar, "Thanks. Got tired of his grimy hands on me."
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Nimshar says, "hurrfdurf is now substantially better balanced and better at parrying"
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Nuri sighs.
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Zamara just arrived, dragging Hurrfdurrf behind her.
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Nuri stands up.
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Nuri flails her arms about.
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Zamara takes a seat.
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Technim just arrived.
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Nuri says, "Leave him alone...gah"
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Bridor just touched Graknok.
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Nuri gestures.
Nuri looks a bit dizzy for a moment.
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Nuri takes a seat.
Nimshar says, "I helped him"
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Nuri says, "If I die I'm blaming you"
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Nuri glances at Nimshar.
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Nuri rests her hand on Hurrfdurrf's arm with a soft smile.
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Cortege Erinayur just arrived.
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Nimshar asks, "why would ye die?"
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You bend over and shake Hurrfdurrf by the shoulders!
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Nuri asks, "From healing him, like I have been...have you looked at me lately?"
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Erinayur frowns.
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Bridor just touched Graknok.
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Erinayur kneels down.
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Nimmi asks Zamara, "Why drag him back in?"
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Zamara shrugs.
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Erinayur asks, "What's happened to Hurrfdurrf?"
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Hurrfdurrf mumbles something in his sleep.
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Nuri says, "Because I was healing him"
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Nuri stares blankly into the distance.
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Erinayur stands up.
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Zamara nods to Nuri.
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Nimmi says, "He wouldn't keep his grimy mitts off of me."
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Nuri says, "And because he has as much a right to be here as any of you"
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Erinayur says, "I've been looking for him..."
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Nimshar asks, "and why would that make ye die?"
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Hurrfdurrf mumbles something in his sleep.
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Nimmi says to Nuri, "Not when he's going to treat me like that."
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Nuri says, "Of course, I'm certain you two have never been obnoxious"
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Erinayur asks, "He ran off. Has there been some trouble with my charge?"
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Kadru says, "Poor little Hurrfdurrf."
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Nuri rests her hand on Hurrfdurrf's arm with a soft smile.
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Nimshar says, "never"
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Nimshar smiles at Nuri.
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Hurrfdurrf mumbles something in his sleep.
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Nuri smirks.
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Nimmi says, "And if you die because you are healing him - that makes you a bad healer, not Nimshar a bad person."
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Bridor sighs.
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Kadru says, "Nimmi is insane though."
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Hurrfdurrf sighs and appears to relax.
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Zamara says, "He doesn't speak much common"
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Zamara points at Hurrfdurrf.
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You exclaim, "Hurrf was just having some fun!"
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Kadru says, "So ignore her."
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Hurrfdurrf mumbles something in his sleep.
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Hurrfdurrf mumbles something in his sleep.
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Hurrfdurrf mumbles something in his sleep.
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Nuri says, "Trying to save someone's life hardly makes me a bad healer"
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Zamara nods to Nuri.
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Hurrfdurrf mumbles something in his sleep.
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Erinayur asks, "Excuse me. Please excuse my barging in, but Hurrf is a friend of mine. Has something happened?"
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Hurrfdurrf mumbles something in his sleep.
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Kadru says, "Nimmi is killing him."
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Nuri says, "Just a couple of bullies in here bothering him"
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Nimmi says, "Oh yes, beware."
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Hurrfdurrf mumbles something in his sleep.
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You bend over and shake Hurrfdurrf by the shoulders!
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Nimmi rolls her eyes.
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Zamara says, "He was uh.. interrupting people with dancing... and there was some over reacting"
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Hurrfdurrf mumbles something in his sleep.
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Kadru says, "Look there's something wrong with her eyes."
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Zamara points at Hurrfdurrf.
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Erinayur says, "He...I know he doesn't have the best manners, but...I assumed people would understand."
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Kadru exclaims, "Nimmi has crazy eyes!"
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Zamara gives Hurrfdurrf a playful poke in the ribs.
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Erinayur frowns.
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Hurrfdurrf mumbles something in his sleep.
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Hurrfdurrf yawns and stretches, coming out of his sleep.
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Hurrfdurrf says, "HURRFDURRF"
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Zamara sniffs at Hurrfdurrf.
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Erinayur rubs Hurrfdurrf gently.
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Hurrfdurrf leaps to his feet!
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Hurrfdurrf takes a seat near Erinayur.
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You pat Hurrfdurrf on the back.
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Zamara pats Hurrfdurrf on the back.
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Hurrfdurrf asks, "Hurrfdurrf?"
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Hurrfdurrf drools.
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Nimshar says, "I was just helping him. I thought he said that he wanted sure footing and swirling winds"
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Erinayur asks, "You all right, Hurrf?"
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Nimshar asks, "is that not what he said?"
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Erinayur nods to Hurrfdurrf.
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You offer your currant jelly to Hurrfdurrf, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
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Hurrfdurrf says, "Hurrfdurrf."
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Hurrfdurrf moves a rock to his right hand.
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Erinayur says, "Nod if you're all right, buddy."
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Hurrfdurrf shakes his rock at Nimmi.
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Hurrfdurrf shakes his rock at Nimmi.
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Hurrfdurrf frowns at Nimmi.
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Nuri gestures.
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Hurrfdurrf growls at Nimmi.
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Zamara pats Hurrfdurrf on the back.
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Khanada just arrived.
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Hurrfdurrf leaps to his feet!
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Zamara gets a dead mouse from inside her backpack.
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Nimshar says, "I could have sworn that was what he said"
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Battle Empath Rhiander's group just arrived.
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Nimshar frowns.
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Erinayur asks, "Hurrf. I can't help you if you don't tell me something's wrong. Are you all right?"
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Khanada came up some smoothly worked stairs of golden oak.
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Kadru says, "Not Nimmi."
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Nuri says, "Glad someone is here to watch over the little one, I need to go heal myself"
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Nuri sighs.
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Nuri stands up.
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Kadru says, "She is crazy and a murderer."
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Kadru points at Nimmi.
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Wolverine Vithero just went out.
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Kadru says, "MURDERER"
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Nuri went down some smoothly worked stairs of golden oak.
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Hurrfdurrf chants:
"Hurrfdurrf!
Hurrfdurrf! "
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Hurrfdurrf applauds.
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Erinayur sighs.
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Nimshar traces an arcane sigil in the air.
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Erinayur says, "He's a bit worked up."
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Nimshar gestures at Hurrfdurrf.
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Kadru says, "She picks on the disabled."
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Kadru lays his hand on Hurrfdurrf's arm.
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Your offer to Hurrfdurrf has expired.
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Zamara offers Hurrfdurrf a dead mouse.
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Kadru asks, "Hey there, y'okay buddy?"
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Hurrfdurrf accepts Zamara's dead mouse.
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Technim asks, "Dare I ask what has happened this time?"
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Zamara gets a dead mouse from inside her backpack.
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Hurrfdurrf giggles at a dead mouse.
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Darkling Dreamricti just arrived.
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Kadru asks, "Let's get you some pants eh?"
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Hurrfdurrf dances about with his mouse.
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Erinayur sighs.
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Zamara takes a bite of the mouse.
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Hurrfdurrf dances about with his mouse.
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Zamara puts her mouse in her backpack.
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Hurrfdurrf glares at Nimmi.
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Hurrfdurrf glares at Nimshar.
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Zamara grins at Hurrfdurrf.
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Erinayur says, "kadru, I can take him. He's a friend of mine..."
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Khanada asks, "Oh my, someone lost their pants?"
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Hurrfdurrf shakes his dead mouse at Nimshar.
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Nimshar stands up.
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Kadru nods to Erinayur.
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Nimshar says, "I'd be more than happy to take him"
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Khanada says, "How awful."
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Erinayur holds hands with Hurrfdurrf.
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Nimshar smiles warmly at Hurrfdurf.
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Hurrfdurrf shoves futilely at Nimshar.
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Graknok's left leg twitches look better.
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Khanada says, "Who would take someone's pants? I mean really."
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Zamara says, "Hurr take care of that mouse"
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Hurrfdurrf bites Nimshar!
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Erinayur asks, "to hurr Well, buddy? You wanna go?"
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Zamara says, "He is tastey"
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Erinayur exclaims, "Hey!"
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Hurrfdurrf licks a dead mouse.
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Nimmi gestures.
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Erinayur frowns at Hurrfdurrf.
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Darkling Dreamricti just went out.
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Erinayur exclaims, "No biting!"
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Nimshar innocently says, "He's my buuuuddy"
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Hurrfdurrf drools.
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Erinayur says, "We've had this talk..."
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Technim says, "I can see a few reasons for theft of pants, but most I prefer not to contemplate."
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You take a bite of the jelly. Tart and sweet! Pucker up!
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Hurrfdurrf looks at Nimmi and drools.
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Graknok nods.
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Nimshar says, "He didn't thank me though"
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You offer your currant jelly to Hurrfdurrf, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
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Guerilla Nasto just arrived.
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Nimshar says, "I helped him"
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Erinayur asks, "Did you hear me?"
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Bridor sighs.
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You exclaim, "Sweet jelly!"
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Hurrfdurrf puts his rock in his canvas carryall.
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Nasto rubs Hurrfdurrf gently, massaging his muscles.
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Hurrfdurrf has accepted your offer and is now holding a jar of currant jelly.
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Hurrfdurrf flails his arms about.
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Khanada asks Technim, "Would you take someone's pants?"
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Hurrfdurrf licks a jar of currant jelly.
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Nasto gestures, and an icy yellow snowball forms in his hand.
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You pat Hurrfdurrf on the back.
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Nasto offers Hurrfdurrf an icy yellow snowball.
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Nimshar gets a bat talisman from inside his talisman case.
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Zamara sniffs at Hurrfdurrf.
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Hurrfdurrf puts his jelly in his canvas carryall.
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Hurrfdurrf applauds.
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Erinayur sighs.
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Darkling Dreamricti just arrived.
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Hurrfdurrf accepts Nasto's icy snowball.
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Nimshar acquires a look of intense concentration.
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Raising his icy snowball to Nimmi, Hurrfdurrf gives her a toast.
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Erinayur asks, "Nasto, keep an eye?"
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Dreamricti blinks.
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Dreamricti leans on Hurrfdurrf.
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(Technim looks towards Khanada.)
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Dreamricti says, "How you doing buddy? "
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Hurrfdurrf's icy snowball suddenly melts away.
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Dreamricti grins at Hurrfdurrf.
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Nuri came up some smoothly worked stairs of golden oak.
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Technim says, "I refuse to dignify that with a response."
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Nuri hugs Dreamricti, who wraps his arms around Nuri with a warm smile.
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Nasto asks, "What?"
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Mvorn works carefully at tending his wounded back.
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Nuri takes a seat near Dreamricti.
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Nasto says, "I love my eyes."
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Nasto says, "I will keep them both."
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Dreamricti hugs Nuri, who wraps her arms around Dreamricti with a warm smile.
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Nasto frowns.
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Erinayur asks, "Keep an eye on our buddy?"
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Nimmi says to Graknok, "Certainly."
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Hurrfdurrf waves.
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Hurrfdurrf waves to Nimmi.
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Hurrfdurrf waves to Nimshar.
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Hurrfdurrf waves.
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Hurrfdurrf chants:
"Hurrfdurrf!
Hurrfdurrf! "
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Hurrfdurrf applauds.
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You laugh!
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Dreamricti chortles softly at some secret joke.
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Dreamricti waves to Hurrfdurrf.
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Syruri peers quizzically at Hurrfdurrf.
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Hurrfdurrf falls over.
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Hurrfdurrf just left.
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Vote Huldah in 2006!
Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/18/2006 12:59 PM CDT
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/18/2006 01:30 PM CDT
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/18/2006 02:51 PM CDT
I'm SO giving out some PIRP's if I ever run across him. That was great. Even with Nimmi and Nimshar being ninnies.
Gladiator Maulem~
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Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/18/2006 04:45 PM CDT
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/18/2006 08:29 PM CDT
Personally, I found tNasto's yellow icy snowball a bit disturbing.
As they taught me in my Scouting days: Never eat yellow snow.
Ugh.
Amagaim; the player of,
I divide my time as follows: half the time I sleep, the other half I dream. I never dream when I sleep, for that would be a pity, for sleeping is the highest accomplishment of genius.
--- Soren Kierkegaard
As they taught me in my Scouting days: Never eat yellow snow.
Ugh.
Amagaim; the player of,
I divide my time as follows: half the time I sleep, the other half I dream. I never dream when I sleep, for that would be a pity, for sleeping is the highest accomplishment of genius.
--- Soren Kierkegaard
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/19/2006 08:17 AM CDT
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/19/2006 11:10 AM CDT
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/19/2006 11:13 AM CDT
I've been informed that prior to his empath guild misadventures, Hurrf had spent the previous hour brawling with a turnip.
Syralon
Cleric of Ushnish
Your lungs flame in agony as you double over in a spasm of uncontrolled hacking. As you stand up you notice a faint trickle of blood running down your chin.
You run a finger down the length of your viper amulet.
Syralon
Cleric of Ushnish
Your lungs flame in agony as you double over in a spasm of uncontrolled hacking. As you stand up you notice a faint trickle of blood running down your chin.
You run a finger down the length of your viper amulet.
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/19/2006 11:24 AM CDT
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/19/2006 11:34 AM CDT
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/19/2006 11:56 AM CDT
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/20/2006 08:07 AM CDT
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/20/2006 09:25 AM CDT
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/20/2006 10:04 AM CDT
I love how silly logs like this always exclude the morons prior actions. Personally, I'd've thumped him a lot sooner, as well as dragged him outside and tossed a 70 mana halt at him to give those inside a break for his silliness. A bad RP choice is never an excuse to be a dork, act like a fool, don't be surprised when you are treated as such.
Samsaren Remlane
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man, target practice on the other hand, is another matter entirely.
Samsaren Remlane
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man, target practice on the other hand, is another matter entirely.
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/20/2006 10:14 AM CDT
<<I love how silly logs like this always exclude the morons prior actions. Personally, I'd've thumped him a lot sooner, as well as dragged him outside and tossed a 70 mana halt at him to give those inside a break for his silliness. A bad RP choice is never an excuse to be a dork, act like a fool, don't be surprised when you are treated as such.>>
Yeah, but you're married to Nimmi.
Yeah, but you're married to Nimmi.
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/20/2006 10:21 AM CDT
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/20/2006 11:06 AM CDT
People drink entirely too many beverages while reading the boards. Why is that? Why are do people always have a mouthful whenver they read something funny too? The odds of people spewing liquid all over their keyboard/monitor seem out of whack with what I would expect.
Anyway, this reminds me of a "gully" dwarf I had years ago. He was a moonmage. A doomsayer to be more specific. All he could say was doom. He got shot by a number of crossbows in his prime.
Kudos to you Hurrfdurff, I applaud your style.
Kurako
Anyway, this reminds me of a "gully" dwarf I had years ago. He was a moonmage. A doomsayer to be more specific. All he could say was doom. He got shot by a number of crossbows in his prime.
Kudos to you Hurrfdurff, I applaud your style.
Kurako
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/20/2006 11:15 AM CDT
>>People drink entirely too many beverages while reading the boards. Why is that? Why are do people always have a mouthful whenver they read something funny too? The odds of people spewing liquid all over their keyboard/monitor seem out of whack with what I would expect.
I usually read the boards first thing in the morning with my first cup of coffee...I've spit coffee out before on my keyboard. I actually had to invest in a new keyboard last month because several of my keys were sticking.
I <3 Huurfdurrf. I wish I had been in the guild for that one.
River
Curiousity killed the cat....but satisfaction brought him back.
I usually read the boards first thing in the morning with my first cup of coffee...I've spit coffee out before on my keyboard. I actually had to invest in a new keyboard last month because several of my keys were sticking.
I <3 Huurfdurrf. I wish I had been in the guild for that one.
River
Curiousity killed the cat....but satisfaction brought him back.
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/20/2006 11:22 AM CDT
>> I love how silly logs like this always exclude the morons prior actions.
By all means, Socrates, enlighten us. Being privy to most of those "prior actions" I have no idea what you're talking about, because the rest of the log was pretty much more of the same.
>> Personally, I'd've thumped him a lot sooner, as well as dragged him outside and tossed a 70 mana halt at him to give those inside a break for his silliness.
If that's the in character thing for your character to do then I would encourage it. All Nimmi and Nimshar appear to have done is choose to roleplay their characters as close-minded bigots, and there's nothing wrong with that; I would venture to say DR needs more of them. After all, it's quite reasonable for people in such a setting to be distrusting or even outwardly violent toward people with mental disabilities for no reason other than that person being different. This is doubly true for Prydaens since as I recall they actually murder their young if they are born with such a disability. They pulled off their role quite well and I commend them for it.
>> A bad RP choice is never an excuse to be a dork, act like a fool, don't be surprised when you are treated as such.
Well it's a good thing we've got you around to tell us which roleplay is "bad" and which is "good." I'm curious as to what makes this bad roleplay, though. He wasn't out of character, he wasn't out of genre, he didn't do anything overtly bad at all. No one even got hurt - except him, of course.
Perhaps if people were able to roleplay characters with variety more often without being told their roleplay is "bad" because it's not what you expect more people would roleplay in general.
By all means, Socrates, enlighten us. Being privy to most of those "prior actions" I have no idea what you're talking about, because the rest of the log was pretty much more of the same.
>> Personally, I'd've thumped him a lot sooner, as well as dragged him outside and tossed a 70 mana halt at him to give those inside a break for his silliness.
If that's the in character thing for your character to do then I would encourage it. All Nimmi and Nimshar appear to have done is choose to roleplay their characters as close-minded bigots, and there's nothing wrong with that; I would venture to say DR needs more of them. After all, it's quite reasonable for people in such a setting to be distrusting or even outwardly violent toward people with mental disabilities for no reason other than that person being different. This is doubly true for Prydaens since as I recall they actually murder their young if they are born with such a disability. They pulled off their role quite well and I commend them for it.
>> A bad RP choice is never an excuse to be a dork, act like a fool, don't be surprised when you are treated as such.
Well it's a good thing we've got you around to tell us which roleplay is "bad" and which is "good." I'm curious as to what makes this bad roleplay, though. He wasn't out of character, he wasn't out of genre, he didn't do anything overtly bad at all. No one even got hurt - except him, of course.
Perhaps if people were able to roleplay characters with variety more often without being told their roleplay is "bad" because it's not what you expect more people would roleplay in general.
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/20/2006 12:19 PM CDT
>>A bad RP choice is never an excuse to be a dork, act like a fool, don't be surprised when you are treated as such.
God forbid someone play a character that isn't a Mary Sue version of their RL personality.
Syralon
Cleric of Ushnish
Your lungs flame in agony as you double over in a spasm of uncontrolled hacking. As you stand up you notice a faint trickle of blood running down your chin.
You run a finger down the length of your viper amulet.
God forbid someone play a character that isn't a Mary Sue version of their RL personality.
Syralon
Cleric of Ushnish
Your lungs flame in agony as you double over in a spasm of uncontrolled hacking. As you stand up you notice a faint trickle of blood running down your chin.
You run a finger down the length of your viper amulet.
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/20/2006 12:27 PM CDT
>>A bad RP choice is never an excuse to be a dork, act like a fool, don't be surprised when you are treated as such.
>God forbid someone play a character that isn't a Mary Sue version of their RL personality
Hurrfdurrf! Hurffdurrf!
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>God forbid someone play a character that isn't a Mary Sue version of their RL personality
Hurrfdurrf! Hurffdurrf!
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Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/20/2006 03:00 PM CDT
Gang,
We can do this without the attacks on other people's rp, take those conflicts to the conflicts folder if you simply must.
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Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/20/2006 08:40 PM CDT
>>If that's the in character thing for your character to do then I would encourage it. All Nimmi and Nimshar appear to have done is choose to roleplay their characters as close-minded bigots, and there's nothing wrong with that; I would venture to say DR needs more of them. After all, it's quite reasonable for people in such a setting to be distrusting or even outwardly violent toward people with mental disabilities for no reason other than that person being different. This is doubly true for Prydaens since as I recall they actually murder their young if they are born with such a disability. They pulled off their role quite well and I commend them for it.
A point to mention here, look into Prydaen's and how they deal with sickly/handicapped young, could be enlightening if you wanted to go that route.
>>By all means, Socrates, enlighten us. Being privy to most of those "prior actions" I have no idea what you're talking about, because the rest of the log was pretty much more of the same.
Miss Cleo has nothing on me, I'm just that freakin cool. Just because Samsaren wasn't there, doesn't mean I didn't get to read it as it unfolded.
And finally...
>>Yeah, but you're married to Nimmi.
To take a page from my friend, the Player of Drongol, I, the player of Samsaren, am neither married, nor in any way required by some game-based bond to defend a friend from the incredible powers of silliness, whereever they prevail.
A point to make kids, Barbarians are not all frothing braindead piles of meat. The CHARACTER presented by the TOTAL of that fellas actions were rediculus, add in his deliberate moves shortly before the thump to antagonize, I'd say he got off easy. Lastly, however little you may think of my opinions, I'm finding day by day the enviroment of Dragonrealms is slowly but surely decending to ever lower depths, which, while only a small part is due to arguements like this (Not blaming the actions of the barb, if he holds consistant, rock on, just expect less then honey and strawberries in responce), as well as the continued efforts of the various griefer type folks, who seem to log on just to attack people.
Samsaren Remlane
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man, target practice on the other hand, is another matter entirely.
A point to mention here, look into Prydaen's and how they deal with sickly/handicapped young, could be enlightening if you wanted to go that route.
>>By all means, Socrates, enlighten us. Being privy to most of those "prior actions" I have no idea what you're talking about, because the rest of the log was pretty much more of the same.
Miss Cleo has nothing on me, I'm just that freakin cool. Just because Samsaren wasn't there, doesn't mean I didn't get to read it as it unfolded.
And finally...
>>Yeah, but you're married to Nimmi.
To take a page from my friend, the Player of Drongol, I, the player of Samsaren, am neither married, nor in any way required by some game-based bond to defend a friend from the incredible powers of silliness, whereever they prevail.
A point to make kids, Barbarians are not all frothing braindead piles of meat. The CHARACTER presented by the TOTAL of that fellas actions were rediculus, add in his deliberate moves shortly before the thump to antagonize, I'd say he got off easy. Lastly, however little you may think of my opinions, I'm finding day by day the enviroment of Dragonrealms is slowly but surely decending to ever lower depths, which, while only a small part is due to arguements like this (Not blaming the actions of the barb, if he holds consistant, rock on, just expect less then honey and strawberries in responce), as well as the continued efforts of the various griefer type folks, who seem to log on just to attack people.
Samsaren Remlane
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man, target practice on the other hand, is another matter entirely.
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/20/2006 08:50 PM CDT
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/20/2006 10:17 PM CDT
<<Every good story needs a villian or two>>
Completely agreed. No one sucks in this log for what they did role-playing wise because your story can only be as impressive as your opposing side that faces you. To me, this is really similar to telling a joke. It could be an extremely funny joke objectively, but if your audience doesn't laugh, your joke seems lax.
The interaction in the log was very nice all around.
- Simon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guNm1RzrkJk
Completely agreed. No one sucks in this log for what they did role-playing wise because your story can only be as impressive as your opposing side that faces you. To me, this is really similar to telling a joke. It could be an extremely funny joke objectively, but if your audience doesn't laugh, your joke seems lax.
The interaction in the log was very nice all around.
- Simon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guNm1RzrkJk
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/21/2006 01:47 PM CDT
<<To take a page from my friend, the Player of Drongol, I, the player of Samsaren, am neither married, nor in any way required by some game-based bond to defend a friend from the incredible powers of silliness, whereever they prevail.>>
Right, it's not a game-based bond because (a little birdy told me) you're married in real life to the player of Nimmi. Of course you're going to take her side, opressively dreary and OOC as it may be.
:D
Right, it's not a game-based bond because (a little birdy told me) you're married in real life to the player of Nimmi. Of course you're going to take her side, opressively dreary and OOC as it may be.
:D
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/21/2006 02:07 PM CDT
>>Right, it's not a game-based bond because (a little birdy told me) you're married in real life to the player of Nimmi. Of course you're going to take her side, opressively dreary and OOC as it may be.
>>:D
My other half knows better, she knows that if she's wrong that I won't be backing her or taking her side. Of course I expect the same in return. Really has always bothered me that people do that instead of correcting or pointing out the error. (shakes head)
Jim
>>:D
My other half knows better, she knows that if she's wrong that I won't be backing her or taking her side. Of course I expect the same in return. Really has always bothered me that people do that instead of correcting or pointing out the error. (shakes head)
Jim
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." |
Winston Churchill |
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/21/2006 02:20 PM CDT
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/21/2006 02:57 PM CDT
The only thing Maulem's player and I have ever argued about is stuff that happens ingame. It doesn't last long but still.. If I feel he's wrong I let him know it. If he feels I'm wrong he lets me know it. There's loyalty and then there's loving someone enough to be willing to say I think you're screwing up here.
Drex's player
---
Gyfford says, "Maulem your wife is giving me a headache."
Maulem says, "Well, at least I'm not th' only one she does that to then."
[Lystid] "do you know the two most important words a married man knows?"
[Maulem] "Itwasn'tme, IsweartoKuniyo?"
Drex's player
---
Gyfford says, "Maulem your wife is giving me a headache."
Maulem says, "Well, at least I'm not th' only one she does that to then."
[Lystid] "do you know the two most important words a married man knows?"
[Maulem] "Itwasn'tme, IsweartoKuniyo?"
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/21/2006 07:29 PM CDT
>>There's loyalty and then there's loving someone enough to be willing to say I think you're screwing up here.
>>Drex's player
Exactly. :) I expect to be told when I'm being an ass, and she does tell me. heh.
Jim
>>Drex's player
Exactly. :) I expect to be told when I'm being an ass, and she does tell me. heh.
Jim
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." |
Winston Churchill |
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/21/2006 07:49 PM CDT
Whoah! I'm married! Neat! I'll expect wedding gifts from you all, and can someone send the pictures, I seem to have lost them. As Jim said, nice thing about having a relationship with an adult you can trust, is when they are wrong, you don't have to skirt around it, you can actually tell em. But, its sure nice to know that the average little bird is still totally off base. Make sure when it tells ya the winning lotto numbers for your state, you save the dollar and not bother with it. :P
More on point though, just because a few people decide someones not being a dork...doesn't make them less of a dork. Take a moment and truly consider the world, yes, it is possible for a mute to make progress in Elanthia. A line to consider is we, the adventures, are Heroes (yeah, capitalized on purpose). We are several cuts above and beyond the average peasant, with abilities and powers to match. Could someone potentially overcome a serious problem of something like, being unable to learn a meaningful vocublary, sure. However, using such a crutch as a way to get away with potentially rude and annoying actions, not so logical. Speaking, or not, responding to a polite request with actions delibrately to annoy a few people will always cause a negative reaction, which brings me back to my first point at the beginning of this nonsensical thread, that I love how logs like the first, never include the prior stuff. This being a rather universial trend, even for the normal targets for this stuff like Ragran(who gets props for rolling with the punches, even if I'm not a fan of his actions).
Sadly, this whole thing has fallen into a depth of sadness that makes even reading it further a waste of anyones time, so I'll leave you kids to it.
P.S. Note the sig, its awfully applicable this weekend appearntly.
Samsaren Remlane
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man, target practice on the other hand, is another matter entirely.
More on point though, just because a few people decide someones not being a dork...doesn't make them less of a dork. Take a moment and truly consider the world, yes, it is possible for a mute to make progress in Elanthia. A line to consider is we, the adventures, are Heroes (yeah, capitalized on purpose). We are several cuts above and beyond the average peasant, with abilities and powers to match. Could someone potentially overcome a serious problem of something like, being unable to learn a meaningful vocublary, sure. However, using such a crutch as a way to get away with potentially rude and annoying actions, not so logical. Speaking, or not, responding to a polite request with actions delibrately to annoy a few people will always cause a negative reaction, which brings me back to my first point at the beginning of this nonsensical thread, that I love how logs like the first, never include the prior stuff. This being a rather universial trend, even for the normal targets for this stuff like Ragran(who gets props for rolling with the punches, even if I'm not a fan of his actions).
Sadly, this whole thing has fallen into a depth of sadness that makes even reading it further a waste of anyones time, so I'll leave you kids to it.
P.S. Note the sig, its awfully applicable this weekend appearntly.
Samsaren Remlane
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man, target practice on the other hand, is another matter entirely.
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/21/2006 08:19 PM CDT
<< Samsaren's post
I've struggled with whether or not to join in on this thread, torn between my distaste for stupidity and my resistance to getting in foolish poop-throwing contests.
You summed it up pretty well, though, so I'm just gonna toss in a total agreement and leave it at that. Thanks for saving me several hundred keystrokes.
Arcelebor
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
PSA - Sakhara's definition of RP (like many things) is erroneous
I've struggled with whether or not to join in on this thread, torn between my distaste for stupidity and my resistance to getting in foolish poop-throwing contests.
You summed it up pretty well, though, so I'm just gonna toss in a total agreement and leave it at that. Thanks for saving me several hundred keystrokes.
Arcelebor
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
PSA - Sakhara's definition of RP (like many things) is erroneous
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/22/2006 10:02 AM CDT
No one sucks in this log for what they did role-playing wise because your story can only be as impressive as your opposing side that faces you |
ya, i wouldn't have changed anything. but, to me, nimmi and nimshar were the villains was my point.
they don't include the mentally challenged in their reindeer games.
:oP Ragran
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/23/2006 08:48 AM CDT
Wow, ol' Splitfoot must be chilly. I actually agree with Ragran.
Gladiator Maulem~
Read the Barbarian Seven!
http://tinyurl.com/gksan
Gladiator Maulem~
Read the Barbarian Seven!
http://tinyurl.com/gksan
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/29/2006 11:35 AM CST
<< Samsaren's post
You seem to enjoy condescension yet you lack the ability (or will) to form a proper argument. Let's think about it:
<<Speaking, or not, responding to a polite request with actions delibrately to annoy a few people will always cause a negative reaction, which brings me back to my first point at the beginning of this nonsensical thread, that I love how logs like the first, never include the prior stuff.
If your point truly is that you love how logs like the first never include the prior stuff, then that's not really an issue of debate. Or of public interest. You may as well have not posted it because I'm assuming most people find that fact as uninteresting as I. If your point is that people who role-play in an annoying fashion will be responded to accordingly, then I don't understand why you've taken such a disdainful tone considering everybody in this thread seems to be in agreement with you. I've seen nothing but people agreeing that Nimmi and Nimshar were necessary parts of this role-playing experience, which seems right in line with your original post.
So please, patronize us little people with one final post to clarify how you are even disagreeing with them, that you feel it necessary to be so condescending to them. I suppose it's easy to claim yourself the champion in a battle of wits when there isn't even a debate.
What happens in Qi, stays in Qi.
You seem to enjoy condescension yet you lack the ability (or will) to form a proper argument. Let's think about it:
<<Speaking, or not, responding to a polite request with actions delibrately to annoy a few people will always cause a negative reaction, which brings me back to my first point at the beginning of this nonsensical thread, that I love how logs like the first, never include the prior stuff.
If your point truly is that you love how logs like the first never include the prior stuff, then that's not really an issue of debate. Or of public interest. You may as well have not posted it because I'm assuming most people find that fact as uninteresting as I. If your point is that people who role-play in an annoying fashion will be responded to accordingly, then I don't understand why you've taken such a disdainful tone considering everybody in this thread seems to be in agreement with you. I've seen nothing but people agreeing that Nimmi and Nimshar were necessary parts of this role-playing experience, which seems right in line with your original post.
So please, patronize us little people with one final post to clarify how you are even disagreeing with them, that you feel it necessary to be so condescending to them. I suppose it's easy to claim yourself the champion in a battle of wits when there isn't even a debate.
What happens in Qi, stays in Qi.
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/29/2006 12:55 PM CST
<<So please, patronize us little people with one final post to clarify how you are even disagreeing with them, that you feel it necessary to be so condescending to them. I suppose it's easy to claim yourself the champion in a battle of wits when there isn't even a debate.>>
Hello? 911? I'd like to report a verbal murder in progress.
- Simon :)
RU RDY 4 8-0?
Hello? 911? I'd like to report a verbal murder in progress.
- Simon :)
RU RDY 4 8-0?
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/29/2006 01:27 PM CST
>>Hello? 911? I'd like to report a verbal murder in progress.
>>- Simon :)
LOL! I sooo didn't need that, I've managed to pull some muscles in my side from all the hacking/coughing I've been doing from this particularly nasty cold I got a few weeks ago from the kids. I've never had a cold so long nor has it been so bad that I've actually hurt myself from the coughing! So laughing is rather painful, thanks for the laugh and pain. ;p
Jim
>>- Simon :)
LOL! I sooo didn't need that, I've managed to pull some muscles in my side from all the hacking/coughing I've been doing from this particularly nasty cold I got a few weeks ago from the kids. I've never had a cold so long nor has it been so bad that I've actually hurt myself from the coughing! So laughing is rather painful, thanks for the laugh and pain. ;p
Jim
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." |
Winston Churchill |
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/29/2006 01:55 PM CST
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 10/29/2006 03:15 PM CST
>>
I've managed to pull some muscles in my side from all the hacking/coughing I've been doing from this particularly nasty cold I got a few weeks ago from the kids. I've never had a cold so long nor has it been so bad that I've actually hurt myself from the coughing!
My kids gave me that same crap! It's awful! Hope you stop coughing soon. I have been coughing for about six weeks now. Anyway back on topic...wait, I have nothing to say about that sorry.
Hilary
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You're not in any condition to be searching around!
I've managed to pull some muscles in my side from all the hacking/coughing I've been doing from this particularly nasty cold I got a few weeks ago from the kids. I've never had a cold so long nor has it been so bad that I've actually hurt myself from the coughing!
My kids gave me that same crap! It's awful! Hope you stop coughing soon. I have been coughing for about six weeks now. Anyway back on topic...wait, I have nothing to say about that sorry.
Hilary
search
You're not in any condition to be searching around!
Re: Congratulations Hurrfdurff! on 11/04/2006 04:26 PM CST
<<LOL! I sooo didn't need that, I've managed to pull some muscles in my side from all the hacking/coughing I've been doing from this particularly nasty cold I got a few weeks ago from the kids. I've never had a cold so long nor has it been so bad that I've actually hurt myself from the coughing! So laughing is rather painful, thanks for the laugh and pain. ;p>>
I have actually blacked out a few times from coughs like that, once while driving on the highway. I dont mess around anymore, i hit the the doctor up for a few of those horse sopisitories...errr, giant 850 mg. antibiotics. So just go to the MD, there may be a something else causing it.
Robo
to know it out. And it still takes a few weeks anyway.
A dust bunny furtively tugs a label from Niteshiver's clothing that reads, "Closet Conservative".
I have actually blacked out a few times from coughs like that, once while driving on the highway. I dont mess around anymore, i hit the the doctor up for a few of those horse sopisitories...errr, giant 850 mg. antibiotics. So just go to the MD, there may be a something else causing it.
Robo
to know it out. And it still takes a few weeks anyway.
A dust bunny furtively tugs a label from Niteshiver's clothing that reads, "Closet Conservative".