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playin the true thief hm..well..all i have is a qoute that i can't remember where it came from..but it works ;)
"steal from the rich (thats you), and give...to me!"
Enforcer Danoryiel <Temporarily Alive..just wait five minutes..someone or something'll strike me down!>
"Your money or your life! I know I'll take both!" That brings to mind---
now, I know this shows my age... but heck, they still sometimes have the old shows on cable. And besides--I didn't see it original, I saw it in reruns... Anyway... one of the best comedy jokes <that got the real laugh-o-meter>--was back on the old Jack Benny show. If you are familiar with the character he portrayed, he played a skinflint, tightwad that didn't want to pay for anything.
Anyway--one character sketch....Jack Benny gets mugged.
Robber says to him..... Your money or your life!
A LONG pause ensues....
Robber says "you deaf or what? I said, your money or your life!
Jack Benny: "I'm thinking...."
-me-
