If you were to use this one you would have to revise it because it has such things in there as "a trading contract and a trading contract".
Contracts are now labeled, so you wouldn't need the User%1 stuff either, you could put in labels for the various destinations - i.e. "a Dirge contract, a Tiger Clan contract, ", etc.
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A scavenger troll arrives, scouring the area.
The scavenger troll exclaims, "I dinks I like da' Moongate!"
The scavenger troll bends over and picks up the Moongate. After appraising it, the troll places the Moongate in its frayed knapsack