Good Evening,

And I am of course using "evening" in the loose sense of post-afternoon time at which I still haven't gone to bed. Anyway folks, two weeks ago I sadly learned the answer to that age-old question, "What would happen if you threw a party and nobody came?" It involves me, alone in the Aether Chamber, with a teddy bear. Speaking of which, if you want to find out more about the teddy bear--and I think you do--then come to our next monthly meeting, a week from tonight (or from this past night, depending on when you're reading this).

That's Sunday, April 4, at 10pm Eastern in the Aether Chamber of the Crossing guildhall. I've got a mascot to show off, and we'll be discussing our favorite Aether spells and why. I hope some of you can make it...

--David (Jolebin Swordstaff, Elemancer of Riverhaven)

>>Will there be free drinks or ladies who don't respect themselves?<<

If he had the latter he would solve all of his lonely party problems.

~Laurieana

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